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when i was in 5th grade all of the girls in my class had webkinz and i thought they were really cool too so i asked my parents for one but they said no because it was a girls toy so i got a piece of paper and had a bunch of kids from different classes at lunch sign a petition demanding that i get a webkinz stuffed animal and my dad actually caved because he said he was super embarrassed and i was the proud owner of a husky

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Do you have any advice for writing romance in general? I can't figure out a plot without making the romance a background idea :/

Come up with a pair of people who contrast in a pleasing way

Make them really really really want each other

Give them a great reason they must not, under any circumstances, fuck

Write about the consequences

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love how lestat's immediate reaction to seeing a cute guy was "omg I'm gonna sleep with your favorite prostitute. yeah the one you use to convince yourself that you're straight. which ur not. btw. let's have sex"

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what they don't tell you is that a well-written fic can get you to ship anything, and i mean ANYTHING. notp? not anymore. you will stay up late thinking about and crying over them for the rest of your life. characters you don't even know from a piece of media you've never engaged with? fuck it, they belong to you now. problematic ship that you loved to hate and now just love to love, that you must never tell your friends about? don't worry, ao3 knows how to keep a secret. like. a well-written fic will have you acting UP and that's a fact baby !!

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y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

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No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway

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Hiroshi Yoshida Mt. Rainier. 1925 color woodblock

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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I could be on my knees in a second.

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Daniel and Weird Al Yankovic 💥💥💥

📸 by Sinna Nasseri (New York Times)

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"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

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I`m not gonna explain myself

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Dashuu Bathroom Selfie that I drew while watching Breaking Bad.

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Hey Blitzø.

This you?