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Love your selfie #happynationalselfieday

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photographed by kent avery (2016)

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“Oh. My. God. — Zayn Malik?” she ignored what he’d asked as she sat down, clutching her chest and talking in her best shrill, overly excited fan voice. “I’m a huge fan. Can you please sign my asshole? I want to get your name tattooed.” 

Zayn’s eyes were closed as he sat in the emptiest part of the beach with his earphones in. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to be around anyone. It’s just that he  wanted to enjoy being out without a group of fan bombarding him for a picture or an autograph. He had his feet buried in the sand and his arms wrapped around his knees. When he felt someone sit next to him, his eyes shot open and he looked at them as he pulled at earphone out so that he could hear them. “How’d you find me?” He questioned. “Or did you just so happen to stumble upon my hiding spot?” He added, his teasing tone evident.

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ALASKA: Someone bet me that I wouldn't ask you out on a date

ALASKA: And that probably sounds really bad like the start of one of those fanfics written on tumblr that I used to read BUT to be fair, it's not the only reason I'm asking you out!!

ALASKA: I just think we could have a lot of fun together

ALASKA: So, are you in?

ALASKA: Please say yes. I'll bring you flowers.

Anastasia: i mean if it's anything like any tumblr fanfic i've read it'll be dope

Anastasia: i'm in

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“I’m already packing my bags in my head.”

Alright, I’ve made up my mind. As soon as I can, I’m moving to Antarctica. You should come with me. 

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vaileria:

“I don’t like when my news is oversaturated with reaction gifs,” Vale interjected matter-of-factly. “Is that what it is? … Interesting. Do you ‘moon’ people?”

“What you mean is you don’t like fun.” she corrected. “I mean, not really. I’d like to think I’m a little more straight forward than that so if I don’t wanna talk to you I’ll just make it known.” 

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romeotf:

“That’s not really all that true. There are plenty of things that are fun and healthy.”

“Name three.”

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stephanieblues:

“I’m sure there’s someone here dying for you to notice them and how obsessed they are with you,” she smiled, before taking a deep breath and crossing her arms. “Is there anyone that you like?”

“Are you saying i’m unapprochable?” Ana teased. “Mija. No, i don’t want a relationship. I just want someone to write songs about me.” 

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austinlukah:

“ Eh, Britney Spears’ ass isn’t even that great, ” he spoke uncaringly. 

“Ah, so this is why they tell people not to do crack. I get it now.”

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robbieomg:

“I’m not tryin’ to sound biased or anything but she’s stronger than she looks. I don’t really see the point in obsessing over anything if it’s not the adoring type.”

“How about like, secretly adoring me? You can write cute ass songs that everyone will think are about Darcy, but you and I know they’re about me. It’ll be our little secret.”

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I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and when she’s performing, the audience is just in awe of her.

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