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Hello Josie, seen you have been pestering me to upgrade my blog so here I am- I will be starting a new blog all about me, reviewing my vile, horrible trash films!!! so once I have that created, you better follow it🔫 because you care 🥰 anyways, I might get back to writing once the school year starts I just haven’t been motivated 💔💔💔

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i REALLY wanted to be a house of leaves

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I Found the shitty book I tried to write in the 6th grade:

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Ok so my next book I’m going to write on my iPhone instead of my school issued laptop because the first one might get me in trouble. Of course the only person who might look at this page is Josie (that’s why I’m named stfu Josie) but it is nice having 0 followers because it’s like I’m sharing information to my self… it’s like I’m spewing information into a blank void and to some that would be something to complain about but to me it’s kinda comforting? Idfk im going off again, that’s why I like writing for fun instead of writing for an audience because at least my close friends won’t judge my writing, they’ll laugh at it. Which makes me happy that I actually make people laugh for once- anyway, Josie when you find this page let me know what I should title my next book. And no it is not going to have as much “meta humor” as the fanfiction.

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Last section of fanfiction

Also there’s an afterward monologue that I’ll just put right here:

Ryan Stepps into the mess I put myself into. I couldn’t help it! He doesn’t seem upset at least- “I knew this would happen” he said ominously. . .

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Segment 2 of Ryan Reynolds fanfiction

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Segment 1 of Ryan Reynolds fanfiction