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📱 ↔️ Evans Family

Stevie: Hey all! Check in to see how you guys are?

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One of my favorite jobs was working at a movie theater back in high school! The perks were pretty great, too. Free movies, all the popcorn I could eat (which was probably way too much). God, I loved it.

Post-movie cleanup, though… especially after a kids’ movie… oh man. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that much popcorn and candy on a floor in my life. It was like the aftermath of a snack tsunami in there. If they’re hiring for weekends, I might actually give it some serious thought. Thanks, Teddy!

The Stardust will likely be hiring more once school starts and the kids who go to school won't be able to put in as many hours anymore. If you like movies and know how to run a register, I think you'd fit perfectly. And it's not too much to learn the popcorn machine and other concessions.

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Stevie: Kittens and puppies—yeah, that cuteness factor definitely pulls people in to help. I’ve always leaned more toward the older cats and dogs, though. They’re the ones who really need that extra love and attention. If I had the property and the money, I’d set up a senior animal sanctuary in a heartbeat. So yeah, I’m with you, they’re great! I love it when The Dodo shows senior or sick animals getting a second chance at love. It restores my faith in people. Stevie: I was! My first time out of Pennsylvania, and I loved every minute of it. Sure, I was lost when it came to Spanish, but Google Translate saved the day more than once. Nick, too. Did you convince them to go on that Disney vacation? Stevie: The owner closed shop and moved from here. My rainy day fund keeps me afloat. It makes me glad I didn't dip into it that much over the years. Granted, it's not been all that rainy this summer... ha! It's funny how we don't get summer vacations that much as adults, but now that I've been on one, I feel people should be given at least a month off, not including PTO.

Hadley: I mean, the shelters can get full easily, especially during kitten season. But I like to think I see a lot of people step to foster during that time, a lot of times they need people who can bottle-feed kittens. And then there's always older cats and dogs who've been in there awhile and get passed over because they're older and so many people want a kitten or a puppy which is so sad like older animals can be great, too! Hadley: oh were you on that vacation to like mexico and florida? I'm in the process of talking my dads into doing one of our old fashioned disney world family vacations. it's been a few years since I've been. Hadley: oh I saw you mentioned about being in-between jobs. what happened with your old job?

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I guess that’s one way of showing he cares?

Since we last talked, I picked up a couple of those For Dummies books and started digging in to see if this is a field I could actually see myself in. It’s a lot of new info. Interesting info, but definitely new. I’ve found it fascinating, to say the least.

Wait… remote work? That’s a real, honest-to-God option? Whoa. I’ve never even thought of myself as someone who could apply for a remote position. I’ve always been needed on-site. Granted, my jobs have pretty much all been in the service industry.

If the position’s still open, I’d really like to toss my hat, well, my resume, into the ring.

Hey...it was really cool of you to share this opportunity with me. Thanks.

And yet, I think it's one of his hobbies.

So, IT is technically like customer service, but your customers are also your co-workers and I haven't encountered anyone too particularly technologically illiterate, we're lucky in that sense. As long as you're as fast of a learner as you say you are, or even if you're not but are willing to learn, and you're okay with days spent staring at a screen and answering phone calls, you should honestly be fine. Oh 100% and if any of that is like remote work and you don't neglect work when it comes in, you can do it on the clock. I've honestly been doing a lot of my freelance repair work while sat at work. Honestly, as long as what you're doing isn't somehow going to come back on the mayor or anyone in office, you'll be fine. I will say, the pay is good, it's above minimum wage and if you take on a full time position there are benefits. They're not the best, but they're decent enough. You'll probably be working 8-5, Mon-Fri, the hour lunch break isn't paid but it is enforced, and honestly, a lot of it for you is just going to be sitting and waiting for things to happen.

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I’ve lucked into one of yours, yeah. I didn’t even know about the whole request part. Curiosity’s got the better of me, though… have you ever been asked to perform a song you just didn’t vibe with?

Ha! You got a laugh out of me with that one. I’ll check in with Mercedes and see what kind of work she’s looking for. Thanks for clueing me in. This summer break has been exactly what I needed, even if it was unexpected. I do miss the routine that comes with having a job. And... I cannot believe that actually came out of me.

Well, good! Love to hear that. In that case, you've probably been treated to my performances pretty often, so you're welcome! I do take requests, by the way, within reason.

Strong, sturdy ones? No, but for real, I don't have all the details exactly but I'm sure Mercy could find a job for you! Especially since I do think our staff is a little on the smaller side right now.

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Huh... that’s an option I hadn’t even thought about! Does it come with some kind of discounted membership rate? Not that I’ve got a ton of steam to let off right now, but I’m definitely not saying no to the offer. Thanks for the suggestion, Dove.

When’s your next shift? We could grab smoothies after. My treat.

If you're still looking, I’ll absolutely keep an ear out. The gym isn't really hiring right now, but I can definitely ask around for you. Sometimes we need extra hands for front desk stuff or helping with class setups. If you’re open to something fitness-adjacent, I’d totally vouch for you. Also, if you just need to let off some steam or anything while you’re figuring things out, you’re always welcome to swing by.

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Hey man, good to see you on here! Can’t speak for everyone, but me? Not too bad. Figured I’d actually give myself a real summer break for once. I haven’t had one since, like, early high school. How about you?

Was all geared up to guess “briefs” and then realized you already answered it. Ha!

So, have I officially dropped my intro on Tumblr yet? If not, let’s change that: here I am! Your boy Jeff is finally making his debut. How’s everyone doing today? I’m super pumped to connect with all of you. Come say hi if you didn't already. And I’ve got a quick, fun question for you: What kind of underwear do lawyers usually rock?

You guessed it—BRIEFS!!!

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MEET STEVIE

Full Name → Steven "Stevie" Dwight Evans

Age → 32

Birthday → August 27th, 1992

Order & Type → second, solo

Gender & Pronouns → cis man, he/him

Sexuality → heterosexual

Occupation → unemployed

THEIR STORY

Steven Evans, who prefers to go by Stevie, feels he grew up in a rather blessed household. There were financial struggles, and though his family tried to shield him from them, Stevie still noticed the little things: no brand-name foods or clothing, and most of his outfits came from second-hand shops. It never bothered him. In fact, those choices shaped him into someone who doesn’t put much stock in designer labels or believe that the size of your bank account is an indication of happiness.

As a kid, Stevie made do with what he had, which often meant spending hours at the local library. Hey, it meant free books and free Wi-Fi, what’s not to love about the place? He threw himself into volunteer work, preferring to spend his time helping others rather than staying at home.

Stevie saw how hard his parents and Sam worked to keep the family afloat, so he asked for very little, anything to ease the pressure on them. He kept to himself, either lost in his books or busy with volunteering. All in all, Stevie is a happy guy who doesn’t ask for much and chooses to see the beauty in everyday life. He’s kind-hearted, optimistic, hardworking, and humble.

As an adult, he never pursued a degree beyond his high school diploma, instead working jobs where he could take advantage of available discounts. He’s not against learning new skills if the training is available and prides himself on being adaptable, which is a quality he genuinely admires in himself.

Stevie remains close with his family, the people he can always count on. He knows he’s lucky to have such an open, supportive relationship with them, one where no matter what, they have his back, and he has theirs.

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It falls in that whole if it's old, it must be a wholesome song. There are a number of tunes from before we were born that have suggestive lyrics. I’m honestly struggling to say this without wanting to hide under the table from embarrassment, but… Chuck Berry’s My Ding-A-Ling popped into my head. I have no idea how he recorded that song without cracking up the whole time.

When it comes to Tequila, you need to own the song with a dance or show. I imagine people stand up there and only say the word. How about that one Surfin' Bird song? Absolute earworm nightmare.

Yes, thank you. Like, I am begging couples to stop choosing songs that sound cute until you really listen to the lyrics. “Afternoon Delight” is not the wholesome sunshine moment you think it is, Brenda and Kyle.

You know what other song is just a no? “Tequila.” It’s not even a song—it’s just a beat and one word. One word! And every time, some guy thinks he’s a comedic genius for doing it. Sir, this is a karaoke bar, not open mic night at the Dad Joke Convention.

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Sure, I can show you how. I wish I had bookmarked the video that drove it home for me, but I got the motions down. Do you want a tutorial vid to reference? Should I show you in person? Both? I'll tell you now, I've never recorded myself before, nothing like this. Can't guarantee I won't come across as awkward. Informative, sure, Awkward? 100%.

I am going to need you to show me a step-by-step tutorial when you successfully fold it then. I have tried to follow tutorials watching Youtube videos, and every single time I fail. It's like the universe is against me rofl. I can always get the flat sheets and everything folded fine, but that fitted sheet has some sort of vendetta against me.

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The last time I checked, I’m not exactly a mythological creature… YouTube did teach me how to fold mine, but that doesn’t mean I actually do it every time. Some days, I just toss everything into the fitted sheet, ball it up, and cross my fingers that it doesn’t end up looking like a wrinkled disaster.

I’ve decided there are two kinds of people: the kind who can fold a fitted sheet, and the kind who tell elaborate lies about being able to fold a fitted sheet. I'm in the second camp, and I feel like people in the first camp are mythological legend. I swear to god, I’ve tried every damn YouTube tutorial on folding a fitted sheet, and I’m convinced they use dark magic. I give it two tries, get angry, then bundle it up until it resembles some sort of sad croissant and launch it into the closet.

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When a couple sings Afternoon Delight. It was hilarious in Anchorman and Arrested Development. But as a karaoke duet? Awkward. Definitely awkward.

Some guy tried to request Wonderwall at karaoke again last night, and I had to pull the mic. I love y’all, but there are limits. I swear, I’m so close to just straight up banning Oasis. Like people know they have other songs, right? What are some of y'all's ‘absolutely not’ karaoke song? I know everyone’s got one.

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Can’t have bossman hassling you too much!

What can I do on my end to prepare for this kind of training? I’m really interested, especially if it helps me step away from primarily customer service gigs I’ve been in. One thing I want to ask upfront, before we dive in... would this position allow me to work other, unrelated jobs outside of my scheduled hours? I know some places aren’t keen on that. Figured I’d check early on.

I think that would depend on you, and I'm willing enough to teach. It's not my favourite thing in the world, but if it gets bossman off my back a bit, I wouldn't mind the extra help.

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PM || Hadley & Stevie

Stevie: Hey Hadley! I drove past the shelter earlier and couldn’t help but think of you. How are things going over there? And how are you doing? Hope well. Hadley: Oh, hey! Things are going great, I'm mostly working with adoptions and fosters. Which, honestly it's so rewarding seeing the animals go to loving homes, even with the fostering it's great that they get out of the shelter for some time before they get adopted or until they get adopted. And I'm doing good, how are you?

Stevie: That sounds like such a rewarding experience! Do many people step up to adopt or foster them? I’m considering fostering myself, taking in animals who need a safe place to recover or just a little extra love while they transition to their next home. No complaints on my end. I just got back from a vacation and suddenly have this stretch of free time, like those summer breaks from school. Honestly? It feels a little weird. I'm not used to free time.

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I’ve got a lot of thoughts about Troubletones—all good, I promise. I’ve stopped by enough times to people watch that I’m pretty sure I’ve worn a groove into that one chair near the stage. Ha!

What kind of hands are needed around there?

Well, what do you think about Troubletones? I'm sure Mercy would love some more hands on deck and there's a few different positions you could go for! I know working at a karaoke bar doesn't sound super glamorous or anything, but from a girl that's hopped jobs a lot in her life, this one's up there as one of the places I've worked the longest. We're good people!

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No kidding? That gives me hope I'll do just fine with this certification. $15 is peanuts compared to what I thought it'd go for. I was a cafe manager for a couple of years at my last job and can help with anything within that realm, if necessary. Same with server. Can I work a couple of nights a week to start?

You'd be surprised how well barista training translates -- I was a barista for years in New York, before I opened Coda. Oh, you can still actively tend bar while you work on the certification, you just have to complete the course within six months. It's technically called RAMP (Responsible Alcohol Management Program) certification, it's offered online and takes a few hours, but you do it at your own pace and at last check I think it costs... about $15? I had to do it myself, along with owner/manager training and setting up our new employee orientation program, but the seller/server training isn't too terrible.