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Young K - AYAYA (DAY6 cover)

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.

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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

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“if you take two steps away from me, i’ll take three steps towards you. if you take one step, two steps forward, i will be here waiting.” — kim jihyun, the eight sense

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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Art by Essi Välimäki

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I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.

'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'

'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'

and so on

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male kpop idols don't dress like this anymore and it's upsetting honestly

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KIM JAEJOONG 'I AM U' 240811

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KIM JAEJOONG ʚɞ BUTTERFLY

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LFMAOOOOO INFINITE SADNESS BE UPON YOU BOTH LFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🫵🫵🫵

text is from the poem hevel by Nathaniel Orion!

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I. AM. FERAL.

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sow without reaping tutorial

can i sow without reaping

why am i reaping what i sow reddit

is it normal to reap what you sow

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If he'll have you, sister.

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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you