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i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.
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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is
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“if you take two steps away from me, i’ll take three steps towards you. if you take one step, two steps forward, i will be here waiting.” — kim jihyun, the eight sense
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun
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I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.
'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'
'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'
and so on
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male kpop idols don't dress like this anymore and it's upsetting honestly
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LFMAOOOOO INFINITE SADNESS BE UPON YOU BOTH LFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🫵🫵🫵
text is from the poem hevel by Nathaniel Orion!
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sow without reaping tutorial
can i sow without reaping
why am i reaping what i sow reddit
is it normal to reap what you sow
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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
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Mu Qing taking the initiative to execute their kiss (*≧з≦)
Sorry for keeping you all waiting, but pt 2 is finally here! I also want you guys to know that I'm more active on twt (X) ♡
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