steve-the-union-man
plz let me retire
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OOC// this is a pjo roleplay blog of an oc! tw:unreality profile pic by mischa.makowka on ig header art by @the-wolf-of-ares / / my name is steven Alexander Riviera-cardos,i am 58 years old and i run the AQH(actively questing heroes)union, this is a strictly work blog, please ask if you happen to have any concerns or questions regarding the Union
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steve-the-union-man · 3 hours ago
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I AM BACK,HELLO YOU LITTLE BASTARDS @sweet-laurels you're relived of your duty
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steve-the-union-man · 1 day ago
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worry not kids I'll be back home soon,on the train back right now
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steve-the-union-man · 2 days ago
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alright so here goes nothing
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yeah no didn't think so
shame though,real damn shame
[he now has a small bit of chicken feathers on his head]
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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it's like a short picture book that details how to do it, let's see if it works
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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you'll see, I've a hunch
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yep, there's a wikiHow article
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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[booting up a 2005 laptop]
if i wasn't banned from the underworld until i die for real I'd visit my older sibling but it's fine Wikipedia is half as good
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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I'm definitely doing this for me not for work
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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I AM CALLING MY DEMIGOD SIBLINGS GIVE ME JUST A SECOND EVERYTHING IS FINE
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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[already sprinted in the opposite direction]
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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I DIDN'T KNOW NO
hold on i gotta figure this out
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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WAIT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I COULD MAYBE SHAPESHIFT?????? THIS DIDN'T SEEM IMPORTANT TO SAY EARLIER????
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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you know I won't...what? did i say something??
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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maybe you're right,gods I'm worse than a broody hen at this point
How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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How is your vacation going? Is the withdrawal already going away?
@cloak-of-ares
actually it just set in,i miss the kids SO BAD. do you know how uncanny it is to be alone in a hotel room when you've had like 20 roommates practically your entire life??? luckily I'll be back Monday
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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Yo big boss, got ya delivery all set.
And by that, I mean dropped 'em off and leave, I ain't dealing with all that
— @the-speedster-god
(litrlly deleted the ask 😵)
sad
oh well I'll just haul ass there myself after I'm back,if push comes to shove I've been struck by lightning before
thanks for your time though
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steve-the-union-man · 3 days ago
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.....i miss the kids
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steve-the-union-man · 4 days ago
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