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NOOOO YOU'RE KIDDING

Next movie they make I need some gay coconuts

I need fanfictions of those stupid coconuts from Moana 2. Are they gay? Straight? Lesbian? Ao3 has the answer, BUT I CAN'T FUCKING FIND THEM.

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I need fanfictions of those stupid coconuts from Moana 2. Are they gay? Straight? Lesbian? Ao3 has the answer, BUT I CAN'T FUCKING FIND THEM.

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11/11

Happy pocky day

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Idk why, but when you look at the flags and names of countries Iran is giving light academia and Iraq is giving dark academia. I have no explanation.

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Dumbass

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I saw this meme and I immediately think to myself "how do I make this about them"

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So, uh, put that in your headcannon and light the fuse I guess

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Eurylochus x Poseidon (sorry it took so long lol) I also changed my Poseidons design a bit.

Also—Suggestive!!!

Taking one for the team (crew?)

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Aftermath:

Extra doodles!!!:

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I'm just a man

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so has anyone seen that tiktok of two odysseus/hamilton cosplayers outside in the hurricane. because i have

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I DID IT, Y'ALL. I FINISHED THE ILIAD. Anyways, so: Patroclus and Diomedes-

I'd obviously choose the second option for both. Achilles can go suck his teeth out of his skull and scratch his throat until internal bleeding kills him. <3

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Yes.

I'll come clean, One of my main references for Achilles is Bakugo

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Patroclus is crazy and I love him. Also, I believe it's 2nd degree because he most definitely meant to kill that kid in the moment.

How many men does it take to stop them from getting into fights (one is raised with love and care & the other is exiled at age 12 for ,like, 3rd degree murder)

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Very silly thing but I have this Epic stupid hc where when Ody went to Sparta as a suitor (mostly just to watch the chaos) the only thing he knew about Helen was that she was the most beutifull mortal woman in the whole world.

So when they enter and see the whole Spartian Royal Family waiting he sees Penelope and thinks she has to be Helen as she is clearly the prestiest. At this point he still isn't in love. But he is pretty sure she is Helen.

So they keep finding each other and talking and Ody is soon pretty in love and talking all about how he knew Helen was gorgeus but not that she was funny and smart and the guys are like "wow he is already talking to Helen" because the king still didn't made proper introducions so Helen is only talking to the guys she really likes.

Then the official introduction between the suitors and Helen happens and Odyseus fully thinks it's some sort of test and is like "this is not Helen, that's Helen" *points to Penelope who is just there to cheer for her cousin and is pretending to not be disapointed the guy she was talking for weeks was here for Helen* and everyone else is like "what" and Helen is "no that's my cousin Penelope" and Odysseus just blurts out "but they said to look for the most beutifull woman around" Penelope blushes hard. And that's how Odysseus absolutely fails in conquering the heart of Helen of Sparta (and everyone is pretty okay with it).

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Meow

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Me? An Imprian shipper? Nada. But this overanalyzation makes my brain tingle

okay okay okay so obviously Grimpulse is the "official" ship name for Grian and Impulse, and I do agree that the name sounds really fucking cool [and generally I think Impulse related ship names that use the pulse in Impulse rather than the imp just sound cooler], but ALSO I've heard the names Grimp and also Imprian used very occasionaly and I think thats very interesting BECAUSE of what the word "imp" means. obviously as a noun an imp is a small devil or spirit, usually a trickster. its also used to descrive a mischevious child and is occasionally used an insult basically meanijg someone is obsolete. HOWEVER, as a verb, to imp means to graft and/or repair a broken or damaged feather in the tail or wings of a [trained, usually] hawk[or other bird of prey, but usually a hawk]. it can also just mean to equip with wings. so now. I am thinking. many things.

this is incoherent and all over the place and doesn't really make sense and I apologise it is like 4am and I've been down a very long rabbit hole of etymology for the past several hours and because I am a freak about the block men this is now the result of my latest findings.

anyways I will now spend ten hours imagining a scenario where Grians wings are damaged and Impulse is attempting to help by grafting in new feathers to heal the broken ones. even though Grians more of a parrot [to me anyways] and very much not a bird of prey, I will still be imagining this.

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this is so much but I'm very impressed

thank you for sharing your cool idea