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Told my therapist about you and how reading your blog calms me down when I’m nervous
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can I come over and persuade you to sign a soul binding contract
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they should make jobs for people that are terrified. in general
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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”
bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.
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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do
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A Young Man Reading by Candlelight, circa 1630 Matthias Stom
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Wow Boy Youre so Funny i start Beating the Fuck oht of You
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losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch
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calvin's dad gets cruised at the grocery store bill watterson just didn't show it because it wasn't relevant to calvin's emotional arc
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"what was your childhood like?" idk I wasn't there
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