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11:11, who's got my extra bullet???

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It's a whole different level of depression when you're content with the fact that you'll kill yourself one day, even if it's not necessarily "soon".

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i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

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ooh, let me slip into something a little more comfortable (turns into a patch of moss)

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do dogs know that they’re cute?

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Elon Musk: I love memes. I’m a furry. I’ve invented a trebuchet that launches sea turtles into space. Bark. 

Tesla Stock Holders:

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This is so sad Alexa play

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Drag race contestant: I’m suicidal, my family doesn’t talk to me and my emotional well being is in shambles

RuPaul: overcome that

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If the song “Dude Looks Like A Lady” were to come out in 2018, Aerosmith would get a LOT of public backlash.

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Me when we got raided lmao

*wakes up* what the fuck

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What if Boo’s from Super Mario are the ghosts of all the Marios that died? That’s why they can’t look at your face.

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OH MY GOD

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Vaping: somewhere between smoking your cell phone and fellating a tiny robot.

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