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The "Feel-Out" Session of the Century
Today marks the unprecedented promotion of yet another feel-out session between two titans of global powers - Russia and America.
Witness Anchorage, Alaska: Putin is set to meet Trump yet again as they feel each other out over ending the war in Ukraine.
The catch? They can only meet in the middle of an unexpectedly high tourist season and are relegated to meeting in the local polar bear exhibit at the Anchorage Zoo.
The Challenge: They must dive into freezing cold water and hold their breathe underneath until the last puffin is captured and well, you can imagine the rest.
Meanwhile the plight of the polar bears as they trek to Junea where a glacier is threating to crack open and flood the area is heart wrenching. Hoping to find a suitable place to live before winter, one lumbering polar bear mother with 4 cubs who wishes to remain anonymous said:
"If those f'n fur mongers get a hold of my cubs I' will rip their tiny heads off then eat them as a snack!"
Let's hope this mama bear can save the day!
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Still Alive at 65
As always, I am, Mama Stef!
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A parting shot
Today the Arab Emirates and US decided to take over politics in the world - only because the more Saudi money Trump washes through the federal reserve he can claim as a tax write off.
I write this from Gainesville Florida as a born and bred Chuck Schumer advocate from NY and Miami back in the day when a real politico's brand meant something - WTF is wrong with this picture? Trump puts up his hotel and golf course entities at the expense of the American public. The kickbacks are private kids! The do not go back to those unfortunate voters who ardently believed that this Trump and his friend Elon who got 49 white people from South Africa with a little bit of cash to get through immigrations might cut you a bit o slack - stooopid is as stooopid does.
Its like Forrest Gump and his box of chocolates - someone needs a laxative or a fuck up the ass. Is it you America?
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An open letter to the Girl most likely to inherit the Earth!
Dear Amy Goodman - I openly propose marriage here in - if you are straight it's okay. I just w anna get to know you.
And tell your brother DM that I would ''ner deflie a beauty such as yerself.
However, these unfortunate times call for Revolution and you and Juan Gonzlez (como puento) who led me to this precipice in my speak truth to power has Tumblr refunding me my $10 to gain a 2,500 following - even after me left 10k on FB.
Yet I digress and I care not for a following before the truth! Pl
Signed your slave for life!
SASA
PS Irish or Jewish Dog we got kicked the same.
PR is on the brink of tyranny! Amen. At least the beaches are still clean!
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An open letter to Sir Reginald Dwight aka Elton John
First of all how can you disparage legalization of MJ in America and Canada when you got seriously bent on Jamaica Jerkoff. Yet, I digress and can only say that Q libidos in hot climes rule.
You of all people who have fought discrimination for being gay in Merry Ol' while you and your troupe exploited every bar and hotel in the province of Jahmon - bragging about it in Teen Beat magazine no less to say that Jamaica was merely a place to record.
Bully for doody!
Signed Someone who has read everything about you.
Can I get a witness on behalf all of those Jamaican bellhops?
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Dear Tumblr: If this post goes against your community standards then perhaps you should buy into the Trump's social network!
How dare you charge $10 for 2,500 followers based on the sappy crap that Tumblr has become.
A bastion of free speech?
NEXT!
Signed: Very disappointed in your behind the scenes merger with Meta!
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Dear Medea aka TP:
That's about what your Xmas movie is worth!
Especially you in that Crimson suit under a LionsGate contract.
YIKES what a N'ger got ta do to make a buck aroun' he' y'a??!!
Posing y'self behind the jewelry counter trying to save face at the B.O. (and I know how stinky that fake velvet can be under 'dem hot lights, Sissy!
Your casting choices ...
Larry the Cable Guy?
Even as a comedic retrospect of dem white folks out in the country versus your "Black niece, a teacher who wants to make a difference and marries her white man anyway???"
None of your actors looks or sounds authentic, happy or pleased to be in this movie.
Please Gurl -- Get your Black back on and make a real movie!
Yours fervently in crossdressing,
Stefanie August
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An open letter to Mark Zuckerberg:
You of all people, who have fought for your right to party in this hi-stakes crap shoot called technological advancement are now in the PAY TO PLAY ARENA!
For shame Zuckie - for shame!
Here's my advice, sell Facebook and Meta to the highest bidder and get the f' out of DOGE quickly!
If not for me - for Maxie, amen!
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Fealty as in...put anyone in charge
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
fe·al·ty
/ˈfē(ə)ltē/
noun
historical
a feudal tenant's or vassal's sworn loyalty to a lord."they owed fealty to the Earl rather than the King"
formal acknowledgement of loyalty to a lord."a property for which she did fealty
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/14/technology/trump-tech-amazon-meta-openai.html
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Why I left Facebook, Quora and X.
It was bound to happen. I've stepped into the arena of calling out the bad guys and on these forums I get so pissed off that Meta, Musk and some Maga in KY with a short foreskin got the better of me.
Roberts Rules of Order or Last Exit to Brooklyn?
You decide.
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A Trucker's Dilemma - How Massad Boulos Changes Trump's Agenda
Whether tis nobler to suffer the weapons of mass destruction in Lebanon or help build a holding pen in Texas. This is the contract that serves me well, my Lord to the manor born - Queens is it? Yikes == the water there is as foul as the Red Sea after several rounds of nuclear munitions blown up over it.
Yet, I digress and to the Pule of Calamity Award goes the Don's inlaws - and dis' one is a friggin' doozy!
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/world/africa/trump-massad-boulos-middle-east.html
When we will ever learn, America?
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Follow these connections!
#mamasteflovesyall
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At least someone is watching this Velveeta Nation going down. No disrespect to my favorite cheese. As a daughter of the town where the stuff was churned and where the mob had more influence than cheese = I guess going into the next four years is no big surprise. And yet = those of us who ate lots of this velveteen orange cracker-less or not eech do we have to submit to a President who will most likely defund food stamps and the very source of nutrition we po' folks enjoy?
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In these times of uncertainty, I will always be here for my larger family as an advocate and purveyor of truth: The truth is darlings that The Sultans of Swing captured my heart many years ago especially because they didn't give a flying frig if they got a record deal which is what got them a GREAT MF'in deal in a down market - David Geffen knew what he was after! Oye mates dis a leftist London band! Ey wot rotters let's make the scene!
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