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working with 30 smth yr old linecooks is crazy because youll be having a normal conversation and theyll just randomly say shit like yeah tequila be making me a little bicurious and my babymama wont let me see my kids! 🤣 and you enter a quick time event where you have to craft a normal response in 1.5 seconds
#this but now im technically the 30 yr old line cook#BUT#i work with even older and weirder line cooks#so
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i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab
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Tove Jansson painting the fresco Party in the Countryside, Helsinki, 1947
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got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style
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thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips
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FENDI at Milan Fashion Week Spring 2021 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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Lizz Hamilton
29 June 2123BC
Image of oldest known Mesopotamian astrolabe painted onto the shell of a horseshoe crab, an animal genetically unchanged for approximately 450 million years. The astrolabe shows a catastrophic asteroid impact in Austria.
2018
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the second most fucked up part of the folgers incest commercial is the brother is coming home from africa and his reaction to the folgers is "finally, real coffee"
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Harmony in Red (La desserte), Henri Matisse, 1908
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