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What is card and three number on back pls. Need buy egg

I, uh, don’t think I can help you with that. Sorry.

I can point you in the direction of the food bank if you’re struggling, though. It’s always good to ask for help.

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what is you r kill count

Zero! What are you saying?!

…Unless we’re talking about a certain online multiplayer social deduction game. I think you’d find those figures a little more impressive. Nothing sus about that!

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Should being off stimulants for a day make someone carefree and as happy as a clam? Asking for a friend who ran out the other day, definitely not myself. I know you're not a doctor but you know so much about chemistry that brain chemistry seems like an overlap.

I suppose it depends on the type of stimulant. It’s generally best to taper these things off rather than stopping suddenly, though. Gives your body chance to adjust.

If you don’t have a choice, you might start to experience withdrawal symptoms, which aren’t so clam-happy and carefree.

… Trust me, I know. You only forget to stock up your Snackoo hoard once.

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You mentioned another prosecutor a few questions earlier. Might I inquire as to who that might be?

(Though, I have a feeling I know already...)

~ 💡

That would be one Nahyuta Sahdmadhi. He’s an international prosecutor from Khura’in, but he does some political work too.

He can be a little, ah, confusing to work with, but he does have a healthy appreciation for the scientific technique. That’s why he keeps me around.

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Got any questions for me? It’s my day off and I’m starting to get a little antsy.

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thoughts on the steel samurai remake? i heard its pretty bad

It’s a far cry from the original, that’s for sure.

Obviously my expectations were low to begin with. I mean, who could even begin to do a legend like Will Powers justice? But the CGI felt soulless in comparison to the practical effects of the original, and the Pink Princess cameo was disappointing at best! Honestly, you’d think in this day and age—

E-er… ahem. That’s what all the kids say, at least.

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OH MEIN GOTT!! FINALLY AN EMA ASK!! Would you say you and Klavier have bonded over some of your similarities like, in your life? like how kristoph and lana were both imprisoned yada yada

Me and him? Bonding over something? Hah!

Our line of work doesn’t leave much room for heartfelt conversation. Not to mention, I’m travelling around under another prosecutor nowadays.

… But, now you mention it, I’d never really thought of things like that. I always assumed he’d have tons of people to fall back on, what with his fans and all.

Makes me look like a total jerk, huh.

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Would you like to join my klavier gavin hate club there is also a forensics science corner for some reason which is totally not to convince you to join it if ever the concept of a group of people banding together for the sole purpose of hating on this one man isnt enough

Hate … club? For Klavier Gavin? Now that’s new.

… You know, it kind of loses its luster when everyone’s doing it.

But there’s no way I’m passing up on a forensics corner! Where do I sign up?

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So what was the most unusual/hardest spot to have located a body during your time as a detective im asking for a friend

Oh, I’ve seen all sorts. Unsurprisingly, people go to great lengths to avoid being convicted for murder.

… But funnily enough, the body that was hidden in the strangest place of all was a living one. A musician by the stage name of Lamiroir, in fact.

She was knocked her unconscious and bundled her into a guitar case, of all places. A guitar case! It’s lucky we found her when we did.

… You’d better not be plotting anything untoward, by the way. I’ll know.

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Let's say hypothetically I were to poison this one very pretentious and annoying rockstar, what poison would be best for having either immediate effects or little to no trace? Or... both even?

Wh-Why, that’s an awfully specific hypothetical!

I can’t answer that, you know. I’m a member of law enforcement, not a criminal.

… Unless you just mean you’re looking to give a certain someone a very nasty but very temporary stomachache! I’d be happy to assist.

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Heya Ms. Skye! I'm a huge fan of your work!

I would like to ask, have there been any strange/uncommon substances you've come across during any of your investigations? Like perhaps a rare poison?

If so, I would love to know all the details, like the effects, color, texture, how you find out what it was, everything! Thanks so much!!

Heheh! Now that’s a scientific question if ever I’ve heard one. Unf— er, fortunately, poisonings are getting rarer these days. I’ve only come across a handful in my career, so they’re always memorable.

My most recent encounter was with a compound called phycticialine. It has a light gray, slightly watery appearance in its natural state. If ingested in a large enough quantity, it can cause convulsions and asphyxiation, resulting in death within a matter of minutes!

Because it doesn’t work in small amounts like a lot of poisons, it’s tricky to disguise, so it’s a pretty uncommon choice. I guess our culprit must’ve had their reasons.

We identified it using gas chromatography, by the way. Apparently it can also be detected through its bubblegum-like flavor, but… I wouldn’t know...

… Because I didn’t taste it. I didn’t!

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— Video Transcript—

Hi there! Detective Ema Skye here. If you’re watching this video, chances are I’m the lead forensic investigator in your local precinct. Well, things are changing around here. Since my promotion, I've been travelling around nonstop. You'd think I'd be busy, but I also have a lot more free time on my hands … There’s only so much science you can do on a plane, you know. Anyway, I thought I’d use my time to spread the word about my job … what goes down, what the day-to-day life of a world class forensic investigator looks like… a sort of pro-bono Q&A! You lucky things. Just hit that ask button with 🅰️ and let the scientific questions flow! Easy as pie. Pick your poison - fingerprinting, luminol testing, X-ray spectroscopy, toxicology screening… blood splatter interpretation, DNA analysis, cr—

(cameraman): Ahem.

Can it, you. Can’t you see I’m talking here?

(cameraman): Eep!

Point is, no matter the inquiry, Ema Skye is on the case! I’m looking forward to hearing what you come up with. See you around!

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[This is an Ema Skye ask blog! (No rps at the moment, sorry). Square brackets like these are for OOC commentary!]