steelcityglassman

[steelcityglassman]

HOW DOES THAT CROWN OF SPLINTERS AND JAGGED EDGES FEEL PRINCESS

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does that mean you want to go hang out with a bunch of plants though

Facing my fears.

[steelcityglassman]

can you be trusted around candles anyway you seem dangerous

Of course not. The candles are always prying about my sexuality and internal life on camera, surrounded by parrots.

[steelcityglassman]

you’re afraid of plants anyway

Made a New Year's resolution not to get crushed under one again. So far so good.

[steelcityglassman]

😑

Ask a stupid question...

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i do

Direct me to the conservatory that isn't Phipps.

[steelcityglassman]

god forbid i ask a question!

Come on. You know where I live.

[steelcityglassman]

phipps ?

You sound so unsure of yourself.

[steelcityglassman]

glitter is fun

You're entitled to your opinion.

[steelcityglassman]

what is the conservatory

Big glass dome full of plants. Imagine the sci-fi writers locked in there.

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oh haha there’s another version of your guy

I've got to start carrying a brick with me in case I see that one again.

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hahaha

Just wait 'til I find out your address.

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aren’t you lonely

I still have my freeloader. In a stunning change of pace, he's vehemently denying going to the conservatory to begin with.

[steelcityglassman]

are you still finding glitter in places

Yes.

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they glitter bombed you

I said "out of spite," but that's better. I'm using that.

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oh the other you and your guy

Those two.

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who are dipshits one and two

It's like they walked out of a Hanna-Barbera cartoon together.