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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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there is a class of “favorite character” that is completely unrelated to characters you Like the most but rather it’s the character you say What Is Their Fucking Problem about the most. like you might like them or you might not like them but you need to know what their fucking problem is, desperately. this too is a kind of love

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ok sure fine

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1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

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Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.

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Describing The Creature as "A Frankenstein": Overdone, tired, gauche.

Describing literally every vampire as "A Dracula": Peak comedy, height of wit.

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Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

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having a strider moment sitting by myself in the corner of the gay bar. i’m not mysterious i’m just very very anxious

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Last night I had a dream Vander from Arcane had his arm around me, and we were talking about my estranged father, and how some people can’t follow the road to repair because they look down that road and see all of the things they have to confront in themselves in order to go down it, and are too afraid. So. That’s how I’m doing thanks for asking

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Your daily reminder you can download a FREE copy of Stone Butch Blues off of Leslie Feinberg’s website

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closing statement from an article about being intersex & the possible connection of gender expression and sexuality in intersex individuals, published in The Gay Liberator,

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Drag King Portraits, London, Paris & NYC (1995-1997), The Drag King Book, Del LaGrace Volcano

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I don’t think people understand that marriage is this: it’s your spouse having a superpower that allows them, every time you’re gearing up to fart, to predict exactly what it will sound like. It’s them doing this in perfect harmony, to which you will say “you harmonized,” to which they will say “my fart song.” It’s this: at the exact moment, you both start singing “this is my fart song” in you know exactly what melody. It’s this

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"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."

- my 7 year old daughter

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"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.