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a person with chronic illness saying “I wish I could ravish you right now I’m just very tired” is extremely sexy and romantic

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Is there salvation, in the woods?

Characters: Philippe (he/him), the faerie (it/they/he)

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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

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you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn't meaningfully changed in a decade. you don't know I'm posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I'm not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,

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i bet the really basic ass knights made « go on more quests » their new years resolution like every year ugh

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frog

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It is important to remember Victor Frankenstein's first action after bringing a creature made out of dead body parts was to take a lil stress nap

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WERE YOU GUYS SUBJECTED TO SEA SHANTIES EXTREMELY OFTEN AT A YOUNG AGE OR IS THIS NOT A UNIVERSAL WHITE EXPERIENCE… bc like ur man knew all of drunken sailer at age 5

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Henry Clerval and the creature

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i'll do it for sam

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tug on his gorget

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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I'm so heavy, heavy in your arms This will be my last confession I love you never felt like any blessing Whisper it like it's a secret Only to condemn the one who hears it Heavy in your Arms - Florence + The Machine Inspired by a fic of my boys that a friend of mine wrote. It's smut and angst, my favourite combination.