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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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i can be so normal about knights. come closer

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I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

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From a shoot I did a while back Count of Monte Cristo inspired..

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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

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Fuck "masks encouraged" from the bottom of my heart. Fascism is here. Stop being polite. Require masks at events! Stop doing the oppressors work for them! Stop obeying in advance! Covid kills, and disables LGBTQ+ and neurodivergant people disproportionately, especially non white people. Let's get it together please. Sure it might be socially awkward to wear a mask. You know what else is socially awkward? Not being able to concentrate through a simple conversation because you have brain fog (brain damage) from the stacked covid infections you've had. The CDC is a joke, they do not care if you live or die. Rebel by staying alive and as healthy as you can. I understand not everyone can mask too!! We don't need everyone to mask. We need *more* people to mask. We need people to mask whenever they can. I want you all to be alive and well to watch this empire crumble.

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ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

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"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

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a snippy from this zaundads t4t I've been working on feat. pussy spanking :)

“You know I always take my time,” Vander drawls. When Silco looks at him, eyes like a wounded animal, Vander tastes the plea on his lips. He swats Silco's cock. The man’s hips jerk, limber legs shooting out straight before he bends them again. Vander slaps his cunt once, twice, three times, dragging his fore finger along Silco’s slit until he's slippery. He continues until he's certain Silco’s cries might reach the floor above, even though there's no one to hear them but Vander. He stops when Silco's slender fingers catch his wrist, his chest heaving, hair a messy tangle around his face. “Please,” he breathes. He's soaked; more than wet enough for Vander to give him what he came for. Vander would happily tease his cunt all night, spank him until he's throbbing, but he's weak, too. Weak to cheek bones sharp as daggers, green eyes glazed over. “Alright, love,” Vander soothes. “I’ll give you what you need.”

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from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

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Be not afraid!

So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)

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but you’re not a kicked dog, are you? and you don’t really need the armor, do you?

prints

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Will you fight for a golden dream with a heart of steel?

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the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.

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tamino photographed by leonardo veloce for vogue italia, 2019

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Me 🤝 people with good taste: the knight with the loyalty of a dog gender