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Hmm I wonder why ao3 didn’t like that

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my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

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My doctor after hearing me describe my symptoms

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I like to drunk butterfly pea flower tea because I think it’s very pretty, I don’t care about the supposed health benefits because damn it, look at it

BUT

Today I found out its scientific name

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I mean say what you will about TikTok but in 2012 you’d have to dig through so many dogshit only-lasted-2-episodes webseries on YouTube to find something this funny.

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the universal experience

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could I get some cursed biology facts about shrimp please? thank you!

shrimp are normally pretty slow swimmers, using their swimmerets as paddles to cruise slowly through the water looking for food!

but in an emergency, shrimp can skedaddle AMAZINGLY fast, scooting away at about 30 body-lengths-per-second over short distances, which is so quick that they straight-up look like they're teleporting.

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@shikitsune

banger blog thank you for fuelling my insanity constantly

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where in the HELL did that horse come from

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i put too much effort into these

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I can't stop watching this