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do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore

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*gives you head for my own pleasure*

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*likes your selfie to let you know you can get it*

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“Always be a poet, even in prose.”

— Charles Baudelaire (via quotemadness)

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“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.” — Snicket, Lemony. The Ersatz Elevator

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i learned that, in males, 80% to 95% of REM sleep is normally accompanied by partial to full penile erection (x)

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when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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person: magic isnt real

me:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆

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want my mf neck kissed

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Source: The Funniest Tweets of the Decade