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Got lil man till Thursday. All that's missing is benny hill music

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The second A Quiet Place is great but they completely skipped over the part of the invasion where a bunch frothy-mouthed "freedom fighters" strut around with air horns because the aliens are a liberal hoax.

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Bucky: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance

Steve, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean, yeah, I guess

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Bucky: Isn’t it supposed to be ‘you saved my life now I owe you’?

Steve: Nope, the other way around. You saved my life and now I’m your problem. You don’t like it? Kill me.

Bucky: Wait-

Steve: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why

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Stucky & friends + Cards Against Humanity

requested by @incorrectstevebucky 

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The Falcon And The Winter Soldier + Onion Headlines Part 4

Part 1: https://r2x2.tumblr.com/post/648486531028467712/the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-onion

Part 2: https://r2x2.tumblr.com/post/648493843537330176/falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-onion-headlines

Part 3: https://r2x2.tumblr.com/post/649552676220174336/the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-onion

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Not sure who I’m posting this to because I’m not 100% sure on how this whole tumblr thing operates (I’m old, give me a minute). I’ve perused the site for a little while because I’m a massive Sam/Bucky fangirl and I’ve noticed there’s a lot of mention about what the shield means to different people, and that’s great! I also might venture that Sam had felt somewhat taken aback when offered the shield because as the Falcon he held his own against Thanos, hydra, and uses his own resources to get the job done. I think that he felt somewhat degraded when he was offered to be Captain America as if he’s always been just a side-kick waiting for a promotion and not as the powerful character he’s been since two Avengers came knocking on his door for help.

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Bucky + his codenames

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Incorrect Quotes part 4/?

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Fez, and pheasant

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Gollum is the most pitiful character in Lord of the rings and here's why;

When you come back from visiting the USA.

If Duolingo serves me right

Gollum ist der bemitleidenswerteste Charakter in Der Herr der Ringe, und hier ist wieso

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This reminds me @ourwayisinthenight I have a pile of presents waiting for you!

Me_irl

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THIS WILL END YOU IT’S TOO MUCH CUTENESS FOR THIS WORLD

“What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?”: Kids Ask Tom Hardy Difficult Questions

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“TOM I SOMEHOW WISH THAT YOU WERE MY DAD”

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Rammstein on their first impressions of each other.

I’ve posted a shortened version of this before, so I thought I’d post the full thing.

What were your first impressions of each other and did they change over the years? (Wayne Duckett, USA)

Christoph: When I met Paul about twenty years ago, I thought he was a very ill-mannered type he made fun of everyone regardless of whether he knew him or not. He immediately noticed a person’s weakness and ridiculed him. It was like a cannon shot, and I did not like it at all. Now I think he’s a good man. Paul is always ready to help.

Oliver: At first I thought that Flake was a scatter brained old grandfather this impression has not changed.

Christophe: And I thought Ollie was a dangerous type, because he was always silent, but six months later he spoke.

Paul: I also had a similar feeling about Ollie, I always tried not to say anything unnecessary so that he would not shoot me down. I still think this. When I met Schneider, I thought he was not a very good drummer, he had a desire, but there was no passion. Then I changed my mind, but I do not remember when it happened!

Christoph: About fifteen years ago, Till was a drummer in a dark punk band. I’ve never seen anyone play like him. Incredible energy. When I thought he had given everything and could not continue, he played on.

Paul: Sometimes Till put a chicken in the bass drum, and when he started drumming they started running out, squawking and wandering around the place.

Christoph: He was also known as the “Wendish Butcher”,in the village where he came from. He stole livestock, took the chicken from the villagers and put them in his drums.

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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

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what is the january mood?

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till, flake and bro jokes