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watching Simu Liu host SNL and end his monologue with “You’re right: I’m not Spiderman. I’M SHANG CHI BITCH” was the most satisfying moment of 2021 like oh my lord I LOVE THIS MAN

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Men would rather fly into the sun than go to therapy.

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Cooking for their love <3

One is a masterchef

And the other…

well Venom is trying 

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I don't watch romance movies but i wanna do this so drop something plz

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CHRIS EVANS 

What’s your number?, dir. Mark Mylod // 2011

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I’m watching Captain America: Civil war, and holy shit, I forgot how buff Sebastian Stan/Bucky Barnes was in that movie! 😂

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#all day i’ve had bucky on my mind

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Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

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i'll never forgive marvel for making me crush on not only 100+ year old men, but now 7000 year old men

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the most relatable thing about ikaris was how his response to making a mistake was to fling himself into the sun

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Can we just talk about how we are increasingly seeing men cry in marvel movies? Out of sadness, but also out of frustration, anger, happiness. This is an excellent trend and I hope it continues. Let men show their rage in more ways than just punching the shit outta something and show a healthy outlet of emotion in other ways beyond the socially acceptable ‘masculine’ ways

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Can't believe a man's response to being rejected was to launch himself into the fucking sun

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I love how half the team didn't even try to have double lives or pretend to be human. Sprite performs magic light shows for ancient people, no hesitation. Sersi and Ikaris casually wear their Space Superhero Armor around an ancient village. Druig settling in some random jungle town and proceeding to control people's minds on a regular basis. (Did he straight up start a cult?) Most of Kingo's crew probably knew he was immortal and the minute he left he was like "oh cool I have a cameraman I'm going to tell the world what we are." Phastos comes home to his family and is like "see that giant statue in the ocean? That was us." They weren't even trying and they still somehow managed to hide for thousands of years. Peak dumbass immortals, I love them.

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😂😂😂

ikaris and sersi got neked n nasty on some rocks just for everybody to ignore them and give all the attention to druig and makkari’s mayb 3.5 mins combined scenes wow

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Eternals as John Mulaney quotes:

Sprite:

Ikaris:

Kingo:

Phastos:

Ajak @ Ikaris:

Makkari:

Sersi:

Dane:

Druig:

Druig @ Makkari:

Gilgamesh @ Thena:

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Richard Madden as Ikaris in Eternals (2021)