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static-stardust · 3 days
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Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???
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static-stardust · 3 days
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i’m normally really good abt not getting ragebaited online but sometimes i’m like hey why don’t i ever use instagram anymore? oh bc i started losing my ability to resist fighting fatphobes in the comments on reels. that’s why. poison app
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static-stardust · 3 days
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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
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static-stardust · 3 days
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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
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static-stardust · 3 days
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I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.
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static-stardust · 3 days
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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.
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static-stardust · 3 days
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why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired
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static-stardust · 3 days
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Thank you tumblr filesize limit for forcing me to downgrade the bit rate of this song. The original is very good and you should give it a listen. Image from themusicninja.com.
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static-stardust · 3 days
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In the bathroom doing god knows what at a Nirvana concert in the early ‘90s
I used @fromanotherroom‘s settings as a guideline for this *finger guns* I hope it sounds alright
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static-stardust · 3 days
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and now i just sit in silence
and now i just sit in silence
and now i just sit
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static-stardust · 3 days
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go away, go away, go away, go away
leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone
leave me alone
don’t leave me alone
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static-stardust · 3 days
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if there’s a place that i could be
then i’d be another memory
can i be the only hope for you?
because you’re the only hope for me
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static-stardust · 3 days
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do you ever listen to a song and feel this deep inconsolable sadness that makes your chest physically ache but yet it’s the most beautiful feeling in the world
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static-stardust · 3 days
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one night and one more time
thanks for the memories
even though they weren’t so great
he tastes like you, only sweeter
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static-stardust · 3 days
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load up on guns, bring your friends
it’s fun to lose and to pretend
she’s overboard and self-assured
oh no, i know a dirty word
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static-stardust · 3 days
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‘cause it’s nine in the afternoon
your eyes are the size of the moon
you could ‘cause you can so you do
we’re feeling so good just the way that we do
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static-stardust · 3 days
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am i the only one i know
waging my wars behind my face and above my throat
shadows will scream that i’m alone
but i know we’ve made it this far, kid
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