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And your thinking chucks, and well yes of course, but also NO not at ALL there is much more to converse you chuck cock suckers couldn’t even imagine. Couldn’t. Even.

If I had money, the converse empire I would build….. oh don’t even talk to me I’m mad just thinking about it

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If I had money, the converse empire I would build….. oh don’t even talk to me I’m mad just thinking about it

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Period cramps are gods way of reminding you that you are too young and sexy and fun and wild to have a baby. Labor is not for women. Women should never have to go through labor. Get wasted not knocked up ladies

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Unfortunately I’ve become the thing I hate the most (car that has to rev its engine to speed up)

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You know what the solution IS alcoholism

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No one talks about the death grip sk8er boi had on the animatic community in the 2010s and I’m sick of it

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I don’t give MXMTOON enough credit for being in my walls from the ages of 13 to present day

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Mental health so bad it came full circle and I’m actually going to bed earlier

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The phrase “hope this helps” has ruined internet interactions

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I think the worst part is that no one cares that they’re mean, I use to be 5, I thought that everyone cared

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KENDRICK, DROP ANOTHER DISS TRACK, AND MY LIFE IS YOUUURRRS

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I LOVE THE FUCKING PUPPY BOWL

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if i could talk to 14 year old me i just know he would be like DAMN bitch you’re still reading spiderman fanfiction 😭

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“Ugh I HATE that MY favorite song is a tiktok trend! They dont get it like I do” you’re so right queen, they dont get it like you. No one gets it like you, everyone will have a different experience with the same song, that’s the beauty of individual existence. Just because it’s popular or a trend will never and shouldn’t take away from how you found it and where it took you, it’s just that more people get to find a new way to feel about it now, and maybe their way is superficial or maybe they only enjoy 12 seconds of that song, but who cares? Isn’t a small amount of stupid joy being attributed to this song better than it never being known at all? Why enjoy the view if you’re sitting on the hill alone yk? Or at least it shouldn’t obstruct ur view to be sat next to others, even if they don’t see the shapes in the clouds like you do,, you know, ?

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Absolutely insane that this post took less than 24 hours to be outdated

Vine death and tiktok death within a decade of each other is crazyyy

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Vine death and tiktok death within a decade of each other is crazyyy

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Unfortunately, I have opinions