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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

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It’s the Glorious 25th of May! For the first time, I’ve done art in advance. Out of all these, I’m proudest of the first one.

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Just eat it Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: https://ift.tt/2EjfqL4

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The art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school. - Imgur

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I love him.

It’s also worth noting that nobody in their 90s will ever master Twitter better than John Dingell

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Working class people are mocked as “trailer trash” for living in small modular homes they can afford called “trailers” or “mobile homes.” Upper middle class people are praised as “environmentally conscious” and “minimalist” for “downsizing” and living in small modular homes called “tiny houses.” Rich people have pretentiously re-branded something poor people have been ridiculed for doing for decades as some sort of innovative, trendy lifestyle choice they came up with themselves. They use language that lets them continue to be snobby and make sure everyone knows they aren’t poor, they simply chose to live like a poor person out of their own virtue. The only difference between a “sustainable tiny home community” and a “trailer park" is the socioeconomic background of the people who live there.

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why does the airport i go to have the fucking willy wonka tunnel in it i’m going insane

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I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

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Clearly the creator has never been to Yakima, the self-proclaimed Palm Springs of Washington.

This tracks.

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It's one of the few ways we have to communicate with other drivers.

To new, inexperienced drivers:

so idk if they teach you this in drivers’ ed class or whatever, but if you see someone in the opposite direction flashing their high beams at you, they’re NOT being a dick. they’re saying, “SLOW DOWN, I just saw a police car back there”.

If I hadn’t known that today, I wouldn’t have noticed the police car hiding in its fox hole and gotten a ticket for going 20 over the speed limit. and I’m glad I don’t have to pay $80 for a dumb mistake!!!

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The sweetest granddaughter