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not to be "comment on fanfic even if they are oooold"

But I just read a pretty good fic published in 2014-2015 (you know, roughly TEN YEARS AGO) and I was like, damn this is so cool, I have to leave a comment, even if you know, they probably wont see it...

The author replied less than an hour later.

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In a hypothetical scenario, WB decides to make a Young Justice 1998 cartoon adaptation (it's really the 1998 cast this time guys) and they are blessed with a PG13 where the word "fuck" can be used, but only ONCE, in a non-sexual situation.

Lil' Lobo is not an option bc he is the obvious choice.

For fun, tell me the context for when they get to use their F-bomb.

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Bugs Bunny flashed his pussy at Batman a la Basic Instinct

MultiVersus: Collision Detected #2 - "Sequence Breaking" (2024) written by Bryan Q. Miller art by Jon Sommariva & Matt Herms

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Its past their bedtime

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MARBLE sculpture by Fabio Viale from vialefabio on IG

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Guys I know we all make silly jokes about how YJs missions are crazy and scare the new kids and are cryptids for it, but the real reason the team would be seen as spooky and wild… is that the majority of the members aren’t around anymore.

Think about, four out of the eight core members of the team have just, disappeared.

They mention invading a country and Barts like “yeah it was to save Anita’s mom” and the younger hero’s are just like… “who???”

“Oh yeah, we had to deal with Darkseid back in the day, he was weirdly interested in our teammate Secret,” Tim (no real names unless necessary) Drake says casually “okay, ignoring the dealing with Darkseid part because idk how to comprehend that, who the fuck is Secret??” One of the batfam asks wildly. Steph chimes in with a casual “that’s the girl who tried to kill me, right?”

“Man, sometimes I miss Slobo,” Cassie says quietly when they’re chilling and one of the newer titans happens to be near by is just like “what the fuck is a Slobo?”

“Cissie would freak if she saw this,” Kon jokes. Conner Hawke is just like “I feel like I’m supposed to know who that is????”

Like, Secret, Cissie, Anita, and Slobo are just gone, and the new heroes definitely don’t know who they are, and most of the older heroes don’t either.

YJs mission reports are crazy for many reasons. One of which being no one knowing who the fuck they’re talking about.

Not to mention “I wish we still had the Supercycle, I wonder how its kid is doing?” “the What?? How???”

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corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

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I was going to do a series of comics were Clark get embarrassed by the attraction, citizens have towards Superman. Whether it’s hitting on him while he saves them, slow down fighting footage to make it look way more suggestive and posting it online. Naming him sexiest man of the year for like the past decade. Or like here where they use him as a sexual fantasy and saying his name during intercourse and Sups is constantly mistaking it as a cry for help.  But I think it sounded better in my head than on paper so here’s the only one I did lol  

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I’m listening to old classical music you know the kinda that always sounds like ballroom music, and I thought (even tho I didn’t really illustrate in these doodles) that capes could be all flowly and cool like ballroom dresses. That and I’ve been daydreaming 82 different ways the justice league finds out that Clark and Burce have been married for years and they never knew until something happens.  Becuase damn I love that trope 

Like their on a mission and for whatever reason they need to do a couples dance-off and no one knows how to do couples dancing and from the back, Batman and Sups just stroll up and take the position and own that ballroom. Because when they got married ten years ago Clark wanted to be all traditional and have the first dance and Burce being a perfectionist made them go a world-class 10 time winner dancer and train for months just so they could have the best first dance.

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Some Robins 

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Random gotham citizen walking into this specific alleyway like: 🧍‍♂️

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I feel sad -> I reread my favorite Tim storylines -> I instantly feel better about my life.