starweird03
Mr. Steal Your Bagel
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Caomh, 21, He/Him|They/Them, Weird Fiction Enthusiast, Helper-Talent
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starweird03 · 4 hours ago
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Google Ambient Chaos if you ever need background noises for writing! It's a customizable soundscape website.
Anon, when I first saw this ask, I thought it was going to be one of those mixers of nice, traditional sounds, like rain or a coffeeshop. And it is! And there's lofi hiphop, my favorite sound to write to! Which means this is legitimately an excellent tool for writers, and I love you for introducing it to me.
But I also want to say. There are some choices here. That I need to point out. Because they're either fantastic or questionable, and I can't decide.
Things like . . .
Couple arguing.
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Medieval battle.
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Beehive, where you can write to a fuckton of bees.
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Crime scene.
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And actually the perfect soundscape for NaNoWriMo.
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(It's here, for those curious.)
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starweird03 · 4 hours ago
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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
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starweird03 · 6 hours ago
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Avatar of Me
Artist: Greg Hildebrandt TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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starweird03 · 6 hours ago
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"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way
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starweird03 · 6 hours ago
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now whenever you say you dont like a band the first thing people will is ask ‘omg did they do something bad?’ no theyre just kinda ass
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starweird03 · 6 hours ago
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got turned down for the job at the onion. turns out they write satire or something and don't need a guy to peel all the onions. crying my eyes out.
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starweird03 · 6 hours ago
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CANDYMAN (1992) dir. Bernard Rose
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starweird03 · 6 hours ago
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I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
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starweird03 · 7 hours ago
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starweird03 · 8 hours ago
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good night everyone take these old doodles i found
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starweird03 · 8 hours ago
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Fop surgery. It's like top surgery but it turns you into a Victorian dandy. Is that anything
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starweird03 · 9 hours ago
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Wasn't expecting to wake up at 7:30 am to a phone call asking me to go to someone's house to thaw their spinach out
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starweird03 · 9 hours ago
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starweird03 · 9 hours ago
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This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.
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starweird03 · 21 hours ago
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you shiver and the city shivers with you.
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starweird03 · 21 hours ago
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"I've seen you at your worst, I've seen you at your best... I've seen you with her, I've seen you without her... I've seen you trying to fill the vast emptiness in your heart with alcohol and drugs, I've seen you reaching out to people and touching their hearts all the same. I've seen you with a gun in your mouth ready to pull the trigger, I've seen you dancing with a group of teens in an abandoned church. I've seen you struggling with poverty in cheap rental apartments, I've seen you getting shot to protect a war-torn port town, forgotten and abandoned by everyone. I am the city you were born in, and I am proud of you. I can still be saved, I can still be set free, and I need you. You are loved, you are cherished, and you are cared for, despite the hole in your heart, just like the one in my own heart. I believe in you."
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