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me: *fucks up my sleep cycle*
my psychiatrist, whacking me with a stick: the! base! treatment! for! mood! disorders! is! a! regular! sleep! schedule!
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Has Ash ever had a fairy type on his team? No? He’s homophobic
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I WAS LOOKING AT MY FRIENDS MOLE AND DISCOVERED THAT HER CHIN IS ACTUALLY A SHARK
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Tanisha Always On Beat LOL
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*hits on you* *actually hits you*
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me: babe u look like an angel :)
her:
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me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*
me: *realises how ugly i am*
me: *closes camera and acts like nothings happened*
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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
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College is such a fucking trip
my psych professor just told like three taco bell jokes and started playing celebration by Kool & the Gang... I am paying to basically hang out with my dad
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