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(comic by Buttersafe)

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my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

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"I'm sorry. Did I come too late?"

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don't talk to me or my tiny son ever again

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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

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Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

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🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

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One of my favorite things about kittens, and stop me if I’ve talked about this before, is that they just have no concept of how long a meow is. They just scream with their whole little body and that scream goes on and on and on. It never ends. An entire epoch in the length of a kitten scream. Kingdoms rise and fall and a kitten is still screaming. Where do they store the air? Where does it come from? They’re so tiny and their meows are so big.

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"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

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she’s a 10 but she says please and thank you to Siri so actually she’s a twelve

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"what drugs was op on when they wrote this lmao" none. due to the tense economic situation i've resorted to having weird thoughts for free

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🕯🕯PJO becomes more popular than Harry Potter🕯🕯