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Stars Junkie - Críticas de la Xime
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|Xime|25|Copy(writer)|♥| Mi trabajo de tiempo completo no me satisface por completo, así que de vez en cuando escribo críticas de cine y televisión
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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A little advice for all the signs:
Aries: leaving
Taurus: a
Gemini: toxic
Cancer: work
Leo: environment
Virgo: is
Libra: not
Scorpio: running
Sagittarius: away
Capricorn: from
Aquarius: your
Pisces: problems
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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Y'all, I'm actuay writing film stuff @thestarsjunkie
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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     The crows had scarcely started on their corpses. The thin ropes cut deeply into the soft flesh of their throats, and when the wind blew they twisted and swayed. “This was not chivalrously done,” said Brienne when they were close enough to see it clearly. “No true knight would condone such wanton butchery.”      “True knights see worse every time they ride to war, wench,” said Jaime. “And do worse, yes.”      Brienne turned the rudder toward the shore. “I’ll leave no innocents to be food for crows.”
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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I mean, look at all of those amazing taquitos.
(also, this review is spot on)
Me quito el taco de la boca y te lo doy a ti...
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Here’s to netflix’s “Taco Chronicles” — Las Crónicas del Taco, a documentary series about some of the most known tacos in Mexico, exploring its vast gastronomy and showing the origins of some of the most iconic meals in the Mexican cuisine
As Mexican myself, it feels like a love letter to Mexico, showing not only the food itself, but the people who make it throughout the country and even outside its borders, and showcases the relationship we have with tacos, one that connects with our roots, our culture, our traditions and our family, and transcends every barrier.
Like the series would say, “there’s no Mexico without tacos, and there’s no tacos without Mexico”
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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me, someone who also isn’t the mayor of Rhythm Town: tHEY’RE TRYING THEIR BEST!
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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points were made
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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dad’s back with stellar life advice 
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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Jonathan Van Ness makes a valuable statement on the importance of good teachers.
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In which Antoni Porowski is all of us
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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Every time I'm watching Queer Eye:
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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... I do the same and I'm probably half his age.
Why is no one talking about the fact that, in the Golden Kenny episode of Queer Eye, Kenny FALLS ASLEEP in the barber’s chair? 😂
Like sis wrapped the towel on his face & he was OUT. And poor Jonathan was just puttering around nervously, trying to distract himself while he (im)patiently waited to see if Jenny would wake up if his own. I felt that. I love these boys
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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Antoni & Oscar ✨
(Season 4, Episode 3)
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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Blurb 03: Las Crónicas del Taco
Nunca me había sentido tan conectada con mis raíces hasta conocer el origen de los diferentes tacos a mi alrededor.
La cinematografía es preciosa.
El antojo no es opcional. Después de cada episodio, chingarse un taco es un must.
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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Blurb 002: Queer Eye Season 4
Can I get more wholesome than Antoni Porowski falling in love with a corgi?
Every hero, as always, had me at hello. Bobby continues to be the true unsung hero of every season. JVN is always a fresh of fresh air, Tan is starting to let his own guard down and... As much as I love Karamo, I was actually concerned about that meeting in episode 2.
Bonus: I really want Antoni to whisper "gordita" in my ear.
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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Blurb 001: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile.
Tengo entendido que en Estados Unidos solamente fue distribuida a través de Netflix. ¿Por qué en México se decidió estrenarla comercialmente en salas cinematográficas? ¿Por el atractivo de Zac Efron?
Demostrando su crecimiento desde su peculiar protagónico en "High School Musical," Zac Efron demuestra un crecimiento actoral impresionado al encarnar a un carismático, por momentos terrorífico Ted Bundy, probando a todos aquellos que aún dudaban de su rango actoral que es capaz de papeles cada vez más demandantes. Desafortunadamente, la actuación de Zac no logra engrandecer una película mediana de la misma manera que Rami Malek eleva "Bohemian Rhapsody" con su Freddie Mercury. Los hoyos en la narrativa de "Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile" son extremadamente palpables con sus múltiples saltos temporales y el abandono de plots que parecieran ser importantes, incluso dando resoluciones muy sencillas en algunos casos.
No todos estamos familiarizados con el caso de Ted Bundy. No todos tienen la paciencia para ver el documental y rellenar los huevos en la trama.
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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Since I'm pretty bad at keeping a tight writing schedule, I'll try to reblog content from movies and TV series I've recently watched and loved. Otherwise I'll just write a blurb.
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starsjunkie · 5 years ago
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Let's give Bobby Berk all the praise he deserves.
Can we talk about how Bobby from Queer Eye is an amazing interior designer and his space transformations could be on a show of their own. And he doesn't do the same thing as everyone else nowadays, all white and neutral tones. He does a great job of incorporating color and darker tones. It's literally so refreshing to see someone with a unique point of view. I wish we saw more behind the scenes of his process.
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