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Shoutout to @henry-p-fart for the best meme template I've ever had the joy of using
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Am I Tumblr famous yet?
"i mcfreakin love schwoz"
- @captain-froggert-the-braveus
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Reblogging at 3 AM in good fashion
Hello sloths, it’s past midnight, time to roam
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I like his style
@topmecrowley
Picrew!
Use this to make yourself, and tag a friend!
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Picrew!
Use this to make yourself, and tag a friend!
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WAIT IT'S ACTUALLY ME THIS IS COOL, @topmecrowley you have to do it
Picrew!
Use this to make yourself, and tag a friend!
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When you think you're a bottom but realize you're a true switch. ( @yourlocalshaniac you're such a neutral bottom it's hilarious)

Reblog or tag with what you are?
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i watched “spy kids 3″ twice in one week and back-to-back throughout my childhood and here are my thoughts
whos gonna use 3d effects at home
up your prices
JUNI NO YOUR H A I R
hahah funney cuz he stepped in gum
its so quiet my volumes at 44 and its too quiet
the music sounds a little like isle of dreams from the last one
oh hes wearing the necklace!!
fun fact i hadnt seen any of rocky until freshman year and when i did i didnt know where i had seen that guy before. turns out hes the toymaker
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i watched “spy kids 2″ twice in one week and here are my thoughts
she wasn’t the president’s daughter in the last one
im not sure the ride would let you go up without the key
nice hats
i want those…. things
i think you can tell who they are????? without 7 layers of zoom glasses???
a child….. can tell the president…… what to do????? great idea OSS
i miss floop 😔
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New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
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i watched “spy kids” 4 times in 1 week and here are my thoughts
carmen your nightgown is like 200 years old, get a new one
you clearly know this story by heart, you’re saying parts of it. why are you questioning what “take him out” means
a double wig should be more obvious than that
we can see that that’s a glass elevator. people can see you changing, ingrid
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"I knew you were mine"
Okay dope so uhh abusive relationship I'm guessing? nice
your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
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My problematic gf: oh hey my phones at 2%
Me: like the milk!
GF: what the fuck?
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My girlfriend just now
*is really happy*: it's literally 8:00
Me *checks time*: it's actually literally 9:00
GF: even better! :D
Me: sigh
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Reblog if you ARE ace, SUPPORT ace people or actually have FANGS in real life
thought i was ace, am NOT, and i have pointy teeth on either side that genuinely are fangs whats up
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