starsarewishesindisguise
starsarewishesindisguise
Stars Are Wishes In Disguise
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Emily / 25 / British / literally who knows what this blog is anymore, I’ve been on here since 2011, I haven��t changed my theme since 2015, does anyone care anymore??/
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Winter has arrived on Poob.
Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.
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starsarewishesindisguise · 2 days ago
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I Am Normal About The Murderbot TV Trailer
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starsarewishesindisguise · 8 days ago
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what was going on in early 2000s bbc fantasy television series. they really said okay here are the 90 square feet of forest we're going to film in here's our combined $25 budget for costumes from the thrift store here's the most batshit plot imaginable. Katie McGrath and Richard Armitage are here and they're going to give performances that would make shakespeare weep tears of joy. also we're going to throw in a cgi dragon voiced by john hurt
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starsarewishesindisguise · 14 days ago
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i do actually feel bad for chappell bc my dream is to be gay famous and my nightmare is to be actual famous and i think the same thing happened to her. she tried to be gay famous and accidentally became actual famous and now there’s no way out and now people care about her presidential endorsements
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starsarewishesindisguise · 14 days ago
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
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starsarewishesindisguise · 14 days ago
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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.
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starsarewishesindisguise · 14 days ago
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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
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starsarewishesindisguise · 19 days ago
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have these been done yet
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starsarewishesindisguise · 19 days ago
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starsarewishesindisguise · 19 days ago
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innie rights? on MY innie rights show? more likely than you think
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starsarewishesindisguise · 19 days ago
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SEVERANCE — 2.10 "Cold Harbor"
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starsarewishesindisguise · 19 days ago
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the work is mysterious and important, and that's why we've severed this tuba player
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starsarewishesindisguise · 19 days ago
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the reason unnamed gemma innie #25 went with mark was not because he is Mark but he is the first person she sees and how much easier it is to trust someone you can see and touch and isn't ordering you around over a disembodied speaker. and which is why innie mark was never going to trust that guy either
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starsarewishesindisguise · 19 days ago
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The Dylans' conversation: a beautiful affirmation of both of their identities as whole people as well as an acknowledgement of them being intrinsically the same person.
The Marks' conversation: No YOU kill yourself!
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starsarewishesindisguise · 20 days ago
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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
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starsarewishesindisguise · 20 days ago
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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starsarewishesindisguise · 24 days ago
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You know, with all the trouble over the live action Snow White remake and how long it's actually taken to make it, it would have been the perfect opportunity for another studio to make a film about Adriana Caselotti, who voiced Snow White but wasn't even told she was working on a full length film and only realised it at the premiere, was paid only $970 (roughly $21,217 in 2024) for the job, wasn't credited for the role and basically had her career in films ruined before it even started, because dear old Walt Disney refused to let her take other roles: 'I'm sorry, but that voice can't be used anywhere. I don't want to spoil the illusion of Snow White.'
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