Oliver sometimes. idk I have like 20 names just call me something, I'll answer. They/them most of the time but not always. just a lonely gay doing their best. I forget this app exists for years at a time but look at me besties, still alive. any of my old mutuals still around?
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I can think of a really easy solution to this problem.
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went to the pub for a drink on my first real day off in over a week and watched the girl behind the bar drop the entire cash drawer on the floor in the middle of the rush and then just stare at it at her feet for like a solid two minutes
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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up
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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.
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Friends, can I invite you to perhaps donate on this lovely Christmas Day?
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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
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officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up
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I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don't know it's out there like
can't format a work email? templates
don't know how to write a resume? templates
writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates
not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net
summary of something you're reading for school/work? cliffnotes.com
recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com
there's a million more like, guys, we don't need AI, we never needed generative AI
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year
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to all the internet friends I used to be connected with in the past, I hope you're doing well wherever you are and whatever you're doing. I miss you and I love you.
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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is
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