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I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals
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when spiders put their little pedipalps together
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I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it
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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct
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Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"
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Tumble certainly lives up to his name!
The boys are play wrestling a lot today, and Sundew is respecting any "mrah!" noises Tumbleweed makes when he gets too rough. Very proud.
I'm hoping to have Tumbleweed up here long enough today to get tired and sleep, to see how Sundew reacts to that.
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c0mmissi0ned regional/convergent applin line, based on dragonfruits. dipplin and hydrapple are also based on rotting fruits and eastern dragons
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