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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

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"Timber" with every second beat removed

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yuo know what fuck it. im tired. of houlding in my rage.

BAD NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

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2025 approaches and I am wielding a sword and making aggressive eye contact

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Oh I'm boutta be the most insufferable person in 2025... But I'm not gonna apologize this time round 🛐

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splatoon bands/songs we (me and a friend) think skizzleman would like (if it was a splatoon au (WHICH I AM MAKING BTW)) note: my splatoon au is kinda more like "following the side character's lives in this splatoon au, so some decisions are based from that)

Squid Squad - Ink or Sink

Wet Floor - Rip Entry - Endolphin Surge

Aquariyum's only known song (belly flop) maybe?? maybe not. but i like it

C-side (this might be his favorite band from what we've looked at. to quote my friend "this is his Tool") - Clickbait - Triple Dip - Headhammer - Paintscraper - Actually he'd like all their songs. i give up naming them all

Chirpy Chips - Split & Splat - Blitz It!

Damp Socks (feat. Off the Hook) - both of their songs (Candy-Coated Rocks and Tentacle to the Metal)

Riot Act - No Plan Survives (because it has the use of an instrument not typically used in the genre)

Bottom Feeders (they're a very fun, more chaotic band that I think he'd like :3)

side notes:

Doc would enjoy DJ Octavio's music - Especially "I Am Octavio" (Phase 2 and Missle) because the title is the right amount of pretentiousness (/aff) combined with the song's intensity. also there's a bit in it that kinda sounds like his theme music

Tango would enjoy Decksterity's only known song despite it being a christmas song, because of the band's name

Skizz would enjoy Omega-3 from a technical standpoint, but probably wouldn't actively seek out and listen to their music

Doc, being That One Salmon Run Freak, would LOVE Omega-3

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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

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public service announcement

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public service announcement

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Main Hero: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Dark Lord: I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.

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Seconding this!

Smallishbeans viewer here, with a question to iskall viewers. What is going on.

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TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

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Sketch of my friend’s Splatoon Oc

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Lizzie splatoon????????