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yknow it is easy to joke about tumblr memes wreaking havoc on your vocabulary or whatever but when you are around people who are familiar with them it can be genuinely very useful to have a one-syllable noun meaning "unpopular yet heavily marketed streaming service that is going to inevitably go bankrupt in a year or two holding a show you want to watch hostage in the meantime"
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Being blocked on tumblr isn’t important unless it’s by the OP of a funny post in which case it’s the same suffering as what they’re doing to Jesus this Friday
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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
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”average streaming service has all the shows” factoid is acutaly just a statistical error. average streaming service has 0 shows. Poob, which has over 10,000 for you, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.
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i always thought that the war against evil robots would be like. fought with cool futuristic laser weapons or something. but instead our strongest warriors are writers of omegaverse fanfiction and people who tell lies on the internet. godspeed soldiers.
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are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons
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"Haha I want the feel of tumblr in another community but I want them to be user-funded. Bleebus.shart seems like the answer but they won't let me upload files above 8 megs so..."
I am saying this so gently and with no condescension: no website with two braincells to rub together will allow you to upload 8 meg+ files without the cash outlay being offset by VC or data brokering. Nobody. If they say they are doing it, they are lying to you about how the website is funded or they have the budgeting skills of a 10-year-old.
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i think the anon got deleted (?) but y'all should check out Jude Doyle's new essay
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