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the new cane looks very bastard-y of the barrel!!! you could even use it to gouge someone’s eye out

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They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

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one take a way from this show is boy did they hire the right actors. and god it payed off. think what you want about he season but the crows actors nailed every scene they were in and every line of dialogue produced and that’s that.

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look what they found!

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In the short time the Emporium has existed we've gathered up over 15k followers and I couldn't be more excited. Building a community around merch has always been a dream of mine and I can't believe it's happening.

Who wants to join us? I don't expect you to give us a follow for nothing.

Members of the Crab Scouts will receive:

Exclusive Previews

Opportunity to Suggest Products

Opportunity to Give Feedback

Discounts

Bad Jokes

Lots of Cute Crabs

Much, Much More

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they are on a date

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GS-001 Getting Started Tumblr Is What You Make Of It. Here’s What We Mean.

Shitposts, high art, shops, moodboards. Your blog can be whatever you want it to be. You can post content in any format on here: gifs, videos, audio, text posts. And if you’re feeling really crazy: square images.

Blogs are a blank slate. We know that sounds fun. But it might be overwhelming to turn your blank dashboard and empty blog into something you love coming back to everyday. Here are the most common blog types to get you inspired:

Reblog Blogs Blogs that mainly reblog content. Most blogs fall into this category. These blogs have specific themes and reblog posts related to that theme. Some common themes are memes, tv shows, aesthetic styles, and food.

Original Content (OC Blogs) Blogs that mainly upload original content. These blogs are run by content creators who share their original work. Common OC blogs are for art, character designs, poetry, and fashion.

Wildcards Not every blog fits into those two categories. This includes Post+ blogs, archive blogs, and even single post gag blogs.

Welcome to the real internet.

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Matt, sometime in mid-2018: Can we make the metagaming pigeon a thing?

Critical role, circa 2022:

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Actually smiling beyond my worries 🥰 starr jason from Michigan 😊