starringbaguette

[starringbaguette]

A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.

[starringbaguette]

call me cephalophoric the way i carry my own severed head around

[starringbaguette]

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

[starringbaguette]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[starringbaguette]

[starringbaguette]

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

[starringbaguette]

is this anything

[starringbaguette]

very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

[starringbaguette]

the tv show "the torment nexus game is bad" being a poignant critique of wage slavery and class disparity and capitalism that is popularized in the west by big tv corporation bc it makes them money, then being turned into "the torment nexus game is bad: the game show" by the most souless and therefore most popular youtuber because it makes him money, so then big tv corporation makes their OWN "the torment nexus game is bad: the OFFICIAL game show" to make even more money off the "the torment nexus game is bad" fictional critique of capitalism tv show, and then it turns out that many allegations of torment nexus-like conditions come out of both reality tv game shows but there aren't any consequences. and then Bigger Corporation goes to the soulless youtuber and is like. lets make another "the torment nexus game is bad" -esque game show to make us a lot of money because the people stuck in the torment nexus love that shit. it's called "the torment nexus game is fun :-)" and then the writer of the "the torment nexus game is bad" posts on twitter that he fucking hates his own story and what it has become. you would think this is a plot from a heavy-handed early black mirror episode but it is unfortunately a plot from real life

[starringbaguette]

you guys can see this too bc even tho i was wrong i think it's funny

[starringbaguette]

HERMITCRAFT WIKI YOU DESERVE MY WHOOLE LIFE

[starringbaguette]

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

[starringbaguette]

Good job I only have breakdowns near blisseys

[starringbaguette]

they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit

[starringbaguette]

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

[starringbaguette]

sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

[starringbaguette]

anyone: “I have to pee”

gays: