Things really do just keep happening don’t they?
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Illustration from The Six Swans for Through Fairy Halls of My Bookhouse by Donn P. Crane (1925)
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow
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Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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Just thinking about the intimacy behind a very soft and gentle "Let's get you home."
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If you have the means to donate gifts to toy drives or shelters, please keep the above tips in mind so you can help meet people’s wants and needs! 💓
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really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it
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doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it
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