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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.

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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

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me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me writing about this character by now...

my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of reading about them... it will not be everyone

me, opening a new blank word doc: ur so right

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does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"

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Edging

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spore release

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A footjob is not enough, I need a footcareer

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words of encouragement

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Be gay, trans and alive

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5 Mario Characters I'd Eat & How I'd Cook Them

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need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

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you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

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"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you