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depictions of death as merciful and benevolent and kind move me to tears without fail

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Please can I have an overdressed fish?

There’s no reason for her to be doing all that

You get a Ryukyu Fairy Wrasse

Cirrhilabrus ryukyuensis

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every image of a tawny frogmouth is perfection. i've never seen a single picture of a tawny that dissapoints.

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it/its pronouns are the coolest thing ever btw and you should give anybody who uses them $1,700 immediately

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If we sexualize it enough I think people will drive better.... mommy needs you to use your turn signal. Etcetera

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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Puppy is kind today

Tomorrow’s Puppy Forecast: Kind

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"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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Gay people: hey society im gay

Society: ok

Jerma985 but he's a baker: If i put you into a wheat grinder, you're probably bread!

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when I was 12 I was totally convinced that women were just objectively the better gender and me being a boy meant I would never really be as good and when I was 16 I was like "that's probably an unhealthy mindset I should try to work on respecting myself more" and when I was 20 I was like "you know what would REALLY make me respect myself more though" and now I'm a woman and in hindsight I think they all had good points

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Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

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idk why but there is something unusually funny to me about Will Wood using social media extremely sparingly but making an exception to post this long ass rant about how much he hates the Netflix Wednesday show on his youtube community page

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i just felt someone right click me

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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever