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This just in you can now pay up to $9.99 per month to hear the worst takes of your life 😍

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Sirius walks in on Regulus just shoving in handfuls of mud into his mouth

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Marlene: Girls are hot

Sirius: Guys are hot

Remus: Guys and girls are hot

Lily: Everyone is hot

Regulus, holding a mug: My coffee is hot

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Regulus: life means suffering until we eventually die.

Sirius: what’s the matter with him?

James * frustrated boyfriend noises * : we are out of tea...

Sirius :

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Andromeda * gesturing towards James and Sirius: are they in love?

Regulus, who is literally dating James : * sigh * yes, they certainly are.

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James Potter - Appearance Headcanons + Random Headcanons

bad sex joke warning! And Jegulus ahead!

Oh he is definitely not a straight white boy

Indian James Potter

Bisexual James Potter

Sassy little shit James Potter

James’ hair is constantly messy but he makes it work

His hair is only messy cause he’s constantly around school and putting an invisibility cloak on without sorting his hair out afterwards

Whenever he’s stressed, he’ll lie with his head in Reggie’s lap, listening to Reg read as he plays with his hair

He’s both long sighted and short sighted

Legit can’t see anything without his glasses on

The Marauders make it a game for him to try and tell the Black brothers apart without his glasses on

He gets to be so fucking good at it and can always tell if it’s his boyfriend

Has various different pairs of glasses in different shapes so they can match the aesthetic of the day

Lily and Remus bought him heart shaped glasses for his prescription and he wears them CONSTANTLY

He always has doodles and notes written up his arm done by both himself and his classmates, mainly Sirius and Mel when their bored

‘Sirius sucks - Mel’

‘DAMN RIGHT I DO! AND REMUS WILL BACK ME UP ON THAT - The Best Black’

‘Ew - Antler boi’

James accidentally starting writing ‘Reggie Potter’ on his arm once, and still hasn’t lived it down

Sirius was shocked and overprotective to say the least

James loves watching Regulus scribble random shapes on his arm while listening to James plan his latest prank

This boy cannot tuck his shirt in to save his life

Regulus complains about it constantly but secretly thinks it makes James look handsome in his own scruffy way

Remus and Peter just like to watch Lily and the other prefects tell him off for it

Literally can never find his tie and is 90% sure that someone just steals his tie whenever he finds it

Half the time he just doesn’t wear a tie but that usually ends in a detention with Minnie and having to clean her classroom

The rest of the time he steals other people’s ties

Sirius only has one tie, so isn’t too happy when James takes it, 3/10 got chased by a black puppy

Remus’ tie is also pre-looped in the morning to save time, very convenient to steal in a rush, 10/10 would steal again

Peter’s tie is a bit damaged after too many games of animagus tug-of-war, 6/10 only because James won a few times

Lily just doesn’t let him steal her tie, -5/10 Lils, buying a new tie ruins the game!

Marlene just never wears a tie anyway, -10/10 no tie to steal but their usually in detention together for not having a tie so it’s a bit fun

Dorcas just gives him random ties from lost and found, 5/10 got the spirit but he think Minnie may know he’s not a Hufflepuff

Melania probably stole his tie in the first place, -1000/10 meanie

Regulus went bright red when he saw James strut into the Hall wearing his Slytherin tie, 1000000/10 adorable, handsome, amazing

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forgot how miserable it is to find a regulus fic

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Regulus: Have you ever plotted murder on someone after they make you mad and then the person gives you candy and you're suddenly no longer mad

Sirius: Honestly, wtf

Remus: mood

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Regulus gets a drivers licence for the sole purpose of hitting Voldemort with a car

💀💀

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James: You’re so short. What can you even see down there?

Regulus: Your IQ.

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Regulus: I am a scary, dark, brooding Slytherin 

James: You’re a short softie

Regulus: *glares and aggressively sips tea*

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regulus arcturus is quite a big name, especially for someone who was a CHILD their entire life. so i'm pretty sure he would have some nicknames for it - Reggie, Reg, yk. of course, he's all Tough and Dark on the outside, so the only person allowed to call him that is his beloved brother, sirius. as we all know, sirius gets disowned and runs off to live with the potters when he's 15-16. when the two finally reunite at hogwarts, it's bad. sirius doesn't want to lose his brother. ori*n and w*lburga told regulus that sirius is a traitor, a muggle lover and shit, also he probably said a couple bad things about regulus too, so reg is mad at him. sirius tries to talk, calls him reggie. regulus punches him in the face. they never talk again. years later, when the inferi are dragging regulus to the lake's bottom, drowning him, he thinks about the last person who truly loved him. the person who chose the right thing way before him and tried to get him to see what was right, and he pushed him away. he thinks about the last time they talked. how sirius called him his childhood nickname. how he punched him for it. it's the last thing regulus thinks.

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Regulus can’t help but resent Sirius a little more each passing year at Hogwarts. It’s not that Sirius somehow succeeded in leaving their family, choosing his friends over his blood, and it’s not that the whole school worships his every move like some leather jacketed god. Regulus resents him because he found a new family that’s everything his isn’t; kind, loving, and unflinchingly loyal. He’ll never have that. He’ll never have someone he can trust with his secrets, no one to pass notes to during class, no one to spend the day with in Hogsmeade. He had Sirius once, but he left without a lasting glance, so why would anyone else stay?

What Regulus doesn’t know is that every night, when Sirius pulls Remus up to the astronomy tower and they watch the stars shoot across the sky, Sirius wishes for one thing. Please give me my little brother back.

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regulus, wearing james' glasses: babe how do i look?

james: i literally can't see you-

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can i write a gregulus fic also I love u

please yes i would love to read your gregulus fic

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headcanon that regulus goes absolutely feral during quiddich matches - landing face first in a pile of mud, nose bleeding, spitting dirt out of his mouth then diving back onto his broom to get back in the air like nothing happened - and james can do nothing but watch in terror and mild arousal