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For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

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TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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I am still fucking losing it at this tweet

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A watermelon eating contest

English added by me :)

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jessica shirley

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free my man he did all of it but i dont care

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i'm fucking choking

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something you notice in food service is that there are customers of all ages and backgrounds who have come on an angelic voyage from a heaven-like planet where nobody has ever had to learn to order food from a restaurant before

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Cheese thief

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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that