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Life advice for the ages. Those doing wrong want you tired and hopeless. But stay angry. And when a chance is in front of you: bite back. Digital plans for a real linocut. I'm anxiously awaiting a press to make this stuff possible with my RSI in my hands.

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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

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Set Option 1: Alfred is the heart

Set Option 2: He’s just a baby!!!

alternatively: The Steph Edition

I’ve been making some more with batroyshka sets now that a couple brave souls have been kind enough to help me experiment with pricing and privacy methods.

Both of these sets are available for sale.

Things to know:

- I am making these as I feel like it. When these two sets are gone, they’re gone, and I can’t guarantee when I’ll make more.

- I use Venmo so you can hide all personal information. When paying, all I need is a valid shipping address and whatever name you want on the package. It doesn’t have to be your legal name—I’m not a Fed, I don’t care—as long as you will recognize it as yours when the package arrives.

- They are completely handmade and done freehand—no stencils, no Cricut, lots of grumbling as I a wholly unartistic person tried to draw straight lines on curved surfaces—so what you see is what you get.

- Pricing is $135 + shipping. That’s an hourly rate of minimum wage in my area plus supply costs. If you give me just your zip code, I can calculate shipping in advance. (I use USPS Ground because it’s cheapest.)

Close-ups of each set beneath the cut.

DM me if you’re interested, and thank you in advance for sharing with your friends. I’m having a lot of fun making these.

SET 1 CLOSE-UPS

SET 2 CLOSE-UPS

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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

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“The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most things in the intro.”

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a lovely creecher

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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

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Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

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Motherfucker 100% said “Kumbaya” are you kidding me right now Tamsyn—

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

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wei wuxian + wolf pupy

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50 Terms of Endearment

This selection of words used as terms of endearment over the past thousand years shows several items that have stood the test of time, notably darling and dear, and some recurring motifs, such as those from the semantic fields of taste and the animal kingdom. But several belong to their own time: bawcock and bully, for example, are encountered in Shakespeare.

darling (c. 888) ⚜ dear (c. 1230) ⚜ sweetheart (c. 1290)

heart (c. 1305) ⚜ honey (c. 1375) ⚜ dove (c. 1386)

cinnamon; love (c. 1405) ⚜ mulling (c. 1475) ⚜ daisy (c. 1485)

mouse (c. 1520) ⚜ whiting (c. 1529) ⚜ fool (c. 1530) ⚜ beautiful (1535)

soul (c. 1538) ⚜ bully (1548) ⚜ lamb (c. 1556) ⚜ pussy (c. 1557)

ding-ding (1564) ⚜ lover (1573) ⚜ pug (1580) ⚜ mopsy (1582)

bun (1587) ⚜ wanton (1589) ⚜ ladybird (1597) ⚜ chuck (1598)

sweetkin (1599) ⚜ duck; joy (1600) ⚜ sparrow (c. 1600)

bawcock (c. 1601) ⚜ nutting (1606) ⚜ tickling (1607)

bagpudding (1608) ⚜ dainty (1611) ⚜ flitter-mouse (1612) ⚜

pretty (1616) ⚜ old thing (c. 1625) ⚜ duckling (1630) ⚜ sweetling (1648)

pet (1767) ⚜ sweetie (1778) ⚜ cabbage (1840) ⚜ prawn (1895)

so-and-so (1897) ⚜ pumpkin (1900) ⚜ pussums (1912)

treasure (1920) ⚜ sugar (1930) ⚜ lamb-chop (1962)

Source ⚜ More: Word Lists ⚜ Notes: On Love ⚜ Love Advice ⚜ "I love you" Word Lists: Love Pt. 1 Pt. 2 ⚜ Physiology of Love ⚜ Synonyms ⚜ Kinds of Love