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Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

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fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

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a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

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pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica

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Summaries of Musicals

The Phantom of the Opera: I am ugly and i kill people but I sing good why will no one love me

Into the Woods: Oh you thought you liked fairy tales did you

West Side Story: Snapping is intimidating trust me

Cats: Cats

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying: Lying and cheating your way to financial success is a good thing as long as the show is a comedy

Wicked: Didn't Kermit already sing a song about this

Les Miserables: I'm not crying you're crying also France

Grease: Yes there was a play before the movie

Once: Why are these irish accents so beautiful

Urinetown: Words cannot describe

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#healthy

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I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

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Millenials Aren’t Buying Cups Because They Drink From Their Mandatory Participation Trophies

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my new favorite craigslist post

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(via mytherapistsays)

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