stardust (2007) really has everything. murder. mayhem. witches. gay pirates. unicorns. true love. claire danes. blond henry cavill before blond henry cavill was cool. subtle but wildly inappropriate jokes. a beheading. a lost princess. a running commentary of sarcastic ghosts. and more murder.
you know I couldn't be a cowboy because I'd be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we'd be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he'd play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he'd finish and we'd both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I'd realize that maybe it wasn't the touch of a woman i'd been hankerin for
shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
I recently transferred to a four year after doing community college to continue my anthropology degree and I was like “wow, this school is so queer, all my classes are filled with very outwardly identifying gay people” which was great, I really felt like I fit in. Then the next semester rolled around and I took a criminology class as an elective and. Hoe boi. How wrong I was. It was that immediate feeling of walking into a space and knowing that if someone called you a slur no one would say anything. Not to mention I was so caught up in the euphoria of learning about human deviancy that for a moment I lived in a world where cops didn’t exist. What a sudden and rude awakening that was. Anyways, long story short, that’s how I figured out I don’t actually go to a super gay school, it’s just the Anth department that’s gay as hell
Boy, I hope you never take a class in the business school because that would be even worse...
Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck