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I gave my critter surgery and now they squeak. Look at them.

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AGAIN.

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I was told "this would do numbers on Tumblr"

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ever get this feeling

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

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Something you may have missed in “Remains of the Platypus”: One of the contestants of the cheese-eating contest is just a pile of rats

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wake up honey, it's time for EVEN MORE assorted isafrin sketches (+ maid isabeau)

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ooohh somewhere i'm not supposed to be

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I love the whole innocent nun vibe raine has and how they use it to hide their more mischievous side

obeying the dress code has other benefits too.... they spelled their skirt so the contraband inside wouldn't make noise, and they and Eda sell them for a high markup behind the bleachers

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how its going

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GRABBING KING BY THE NECK AND SHAKING HIM GRHRRGGRHRGRRGHRGRGRGRGGRGHHRHGRGHGGRGHGRGHH

THE TISM CANNOT BE CONTAINED

Grisps him.

Just a lil guy :)

Now that's just mean :(

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I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

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art by @BottlngSunshine