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I'm just stating the facts. Also. I hate everything right about now.

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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So very horny this morning but struggling to reach my buried cock. In a way it's hot, in another its annoying as fuck...

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I assume you’re a fat lazy guy that doesn’t do much but eat and play video games. But wants to be able to eat more food and have a companion help you get out every once in a while (probably to places with more food).

Pretty spot on. Don't forget I'd also like my pee pee touched 😉

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Mine might be fucked already

Gotta do one of these

Reblog if you wanna have your metabolism ruined by a gym girl

Trust me, it works

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My Assumption: Initially, I assumed that you were a single gay bottom who liked food, games, was a little shy with an edgey kinda sense-o-humor.

Pretty close. I'm pansexual. I love them all.

Also, Im totally not a bottom *Grrrr* 😤 lol

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i assume ur a funny and chill guy

Judges??

*BUZZER*

Oh, I'm so sorry, we were looking for lame nerd. Better luck next time 😆

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God, I'd love to hear this!

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

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Hi handsome 💟 I’d love to see a get ready with you video ! Dam love how sexy you are !

Like a video of me getting dressed?

There's 1 floating around. Also, I have a longer version on my only fans. I don't get paid enough to care about making anons cum on here.

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You are so beautiful, inside and out. What are some of your favourite qualities about yourself/traits that you have that you feel good about?

Hummm. 🤔

I'd say I'm fairly funny.

Definitely cute.

I'm pretty easygoing.

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What is the hardest part about being your size?

Mmm probably surviving off disability and the table scraps the US government feels I deserve because I'm seen as less than human.

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Seeing as you as as wide as a bed and also squishy as a mattress have you had anyone fall asleep on top of you? Or can you not breath with someone laying on you. Btw you are sexy AF🔥.

I haven't had anyone sleep on my chest. I doubt I could sleep. It'd be pretty hard to breathe well enough. I guess depending on the person's size

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Not only must you eat big (obviously) but you also have to be pretty strong if your the size of a family of 6. That means your walking around with 5 people strapped to your back or squatting a family of 6 everytime you get up from the couch or chair. 💪 Not that you’re probably walking that much. Probably eating more than walking🤣. But that’s still prettty impressive that you even manage to walk at seeing what you have to carry. Both strength and consumption are impressive man!

Umm thanks.

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Isn’t crazy that you can say you want to be dominated by a person that is 1/6 your size and that is an “normal” sized person. That means just you are the size of at least 6 people. That’s a size of a big family. Therefore it’s not unreasonable to feed you a family meal and a bucket of fried chicken you’re eating for at least 6. That puts into perspective just how enormously fat you are😱😵‍💫. Do you think about yourself in these proportions? I think it’s hot🔥 looking good😎👍

I do really love contrast. I love feeling so massive next to people. It's amazing to me.

Obviously, it takes a lot of calories to even hold my weight. But to be fair, I've been eating buckets of chicken for years.

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Hey how are you

I'm a little bit stressed lately. 🙃

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I dream of being dominated by someone 1/6th my size

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I'm officially renaming myself Christmas. That way in bed I can announce "Christmas came early this year" after sex...

Now accepting applications for lovers.