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aw fuck i activated stinky keys

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love relationships between fictional ppl over 50. you skip all that teenage hormonal shit and go straight to what counts: war crimes and making each other worse

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HUH

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“oubliette” is such a fancy word for such an unbelievably simple thing. captain of the guard says “take their ass to the oubliette” and you think oh boy they must have some really high end perhaps grotesque punishment prepared for me and then they just throw you into a hole in the ground

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if I ever have twins I’m naming one Bell and one Pepper

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grippin mcelroy his two brothers thrustin and gashvis mcelroy and their silly dad clit

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

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LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY PUNCHING

ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING

CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES

END OF LIST

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since onion boy's trying to come back again

PSA:

If you see this man on your feed, ignore him. Do not comment, quote-retweet, or stitch. Even it it's just to make fun of him. If you must screenshot to make your own post making fun of him, do not tag him. He thrives on attention, both good and bad. Do not give him what he wants. Do not play his game. The best thing to do is block him on every platform you see him on. If you catch him doing anything potentially TOS-breaking, report him, but only if you have solid grounds to do so. He is basically the OG professional victim so do not give him anything to work with.

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a lot of the people you guys are calling narcissists could easily be replaced with the word “asshole”