Non-Human Halloween Sentence Starters
____ = Relevant Non-Human Species (Vampire/Ghost/Werewolf/etc.)
“I’m guessing this is your favorite season. ‘Cause you’re, you know…”
“So you’re like, more ‘active’ during October, right?”
“What are you stressing about? You don’t even NEED a costume!”
“Is everything going on this month offensive to your…culture?”
“Are all these horror movie marathons a bit too real for you?”
“You know, not all ____ look and act like that.”
“Goth kids keep trying to sacrifice their friends to me, It’s really annoying.”
“I told you, nothing in that movie s accurate!”
“I hate October. Teenagers hang out in all the cool cemetaries in October.”
“If I see another ____ pun on a store display, I’m going on a rampage.”
“Nobody seems to care about how I life my life until Halloween.”
“I let it all hang out in October. Tis the season, you know?”
“Just because you’re supposed to be creepy in October doesn’t mean you should give up personal grooming!”
“A sexy ____ costume?! STOP SEXUALIZING MY PEOPLE!”
“Nobody wants me around until October. Then I’m invited to every party. Wonder why…”
“Don’t you dare parade me around as your token ___ friend again!”
“As a ____, I fucking hate Halloween.”
“I don’t even celebrate Halloween! I’m just a normal ___ who wants to go home and nap!”
“I love Halloween. It’s basically a free pass for me to mess with everyone out of the holiday spirit.”
“I’m a ___. How could I NOT have the coolest, scariest house on the block?!”
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% (it kept giving me an error so if this sent multiple times I apologize)
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
{text: glowy stick woman} GUESS WHAT I FIGURED OUT HOW TO TEXT! I THINK THAT’S WHAT IT’S CALLED, BUT I DISCOVERED IT!!!!!!{text: glowy stick woman} I CAN TALK TO YOU WITHOUT YOU HEARING ME. THESE HUMAN INVENTIONS ARE SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!{text: glowy stick woman} I ALSO DRANK THIS THING CALLED COFFEE. WHY DOES IT MAKE ME HYPER???? WHY DO I FEEL LIKE RUNNING UP & DOWN THE STREET???{text: glowy stick woman} DOES IT MAKE EVERYONE LIKE THAT?????? IDK WHAT TO DO
@tribunjedi
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Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
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Please Don’t Starters:
“Please don’t cry.”
“Please don’t hurt me.”
“Please don’t strip right now.”
“Please don’t try to twerk.”
“Please don’t make me dance with you.”
“Please don’t forget how much I love you.”
“Please don’t take off your pants.”
“Please don’t sell my nudes!”
“Please don’t overthink this.”
“Please don’t kiss me again.”
“Please don’t yell.”
“Please don’t try to stop me.”
“Please don’t hurt yourself.”
“Please don’t tell anyone.”
“Please don’t worry about it.”
“Please don’t get yourself killed.”
“Please don’t let them/him/her treat you like that.”
“Please don’t use your pathetic pickup lines on me.”
“Please don’t die!”
“Please don’t try to fight me.”
“Please don’t throw things.”
“Please don’t leave me.”
“Please don’t forget me.”
“Please don’t ask me about that.”
“Please don’t read that diary.”
“Please don’t recite bad poetry.”
“Please don’t eat inedible objects.”
“Please don’t interrupt me.”
“Please don’t do this.”
“Please don’t call the cops.”
“Please don’t feed the animals.”
“Please don’t treat him/her/them like that.”
“Please don’t look.”
“Please don’t love me.”
“Please don’t bring up the past.”
“Please don’t steal from babies.”
“Please don’t wear a culturally insensitive costume.”
“Please don’t drink anymore.”
“Please don’t take photos.”
“Please don’t make me go.”
“Please don’t lose faith in me.”
“Please don’t make me ask you again.”
“Please don’t be snarky.”
“Please don’t touch anything.”
“Please don’t break anything.”
“Please don’t wake me.”
“Please don’t stand so close to me.”
“Please don’t kill me.”
“Please don’t kill them/him/her.”
“Please don’t forgive me/him/her/them.”
“Please don’t correct my spelling.”
“Please don’t assume you can kiss me.”
“Please don’t try to run away.”
“Please don’t speak to me like that.”
“Please don’t speak to him/her like that.”
“Please don’t underestimate me.”
“Please don’t speak.”
“Please don’t panic.”
“Please don’t give up on me.”
“Please don’t hug me.”
“Please don’t touch me.”
“Please don’t ask me about my parents.”
“Please don’t stop loving me.”
“Please don’t let him/her/them hurt me.”
“Please don’t call me anymore.���
“Please don’t lock me in here!”
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“Yeah,” he nodded, a little smile curving his mouth. “You just need more practice with it. I kinda hate phones, actually, my fingers are too big for them, but it beats those old eighties phones.”
“oh i’ll definitely practice with it.” a look of amusement formed on her features at the statement about the man’s fingers which, upon inspection, she noticed were indeed rather large. “eighties phones? is that a certain brand? i really need to learn more about these phone devices.”
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