I exist and that is all. I also think of stuff sometimes.
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[extremely conservative voice] Big Government is when I'm asked to be courteous to the people around me. And Small Government is when The State kidnaps all the people I don't like.
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Surely this next six minutes of hitting the snooze button on my alarm will leave me feeling well rested. Surely this time.
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"why is my mental health so bad" -> oh yeah I haven't gazed fondly at a large body of water in a month
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if you don’t feel like getting up, try lying in bed and staring at your phone for an hour! it won’t help 👍
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It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.
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for someone who really likes spending time by himself i sure do feel the sentiment of “i need someone to pay attention to me or i’m going to start breaking car windows” quite often
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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
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i’ve died alone in my room 3000 times nothing you can say can hurt me.
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