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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
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starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad
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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer鈥檚 water
me: I鈥檓 king of busy rn
coworker: no really just come here
the ph test:
my honest reaction:
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Erin: What did you guys get in your yearbook?聽
Alinua: 'Prettiest Smile'聽
Dainix: 'Nicest Personality'聽
Falst: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'聽
Kendal: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn鈥檛 even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that鈥檚 there, the unwavering devotion
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Everyone (including me) going crazy over the (un?)doomed yaoi, canon Yuri and doomed straights is cool and all but
CAN WE AGREE THESE TWO WERE THE REAL MVPS ???
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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??
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blorbovember day 9: angst
can this girl ever CATCH A BREAK!!!
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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