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I HATE WATCHING THE HUNGER GAMES ON HIGH VOLUME, CAUSE IN CATCHING FIRE, GALE KEEPS FUCKING WHIMPERING, NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY THE SOUNDS OF MEN WHIMPERING WAS COMING FROM MY ROOM

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YALL DO NOT CHUG AN ORANGE JUICE ON A 2 HOUR DRIVE WHILE ON YOUR PERIOD

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I had a cold and I just made stir fry udon, I do not feel anything anymore

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I just drank a Baja blast while eating a blue chase bank lollipop, and my life has been changed

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Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 ending is cinematic masterpiece

So it ends with all the guardians dancing in Knowhere; to a song called The Dog Days Are Over by Florence and the Machines.

Reasons why that's amazing

1. Drax is dancing

Drax says in Guardians 2 that dancers aren't meant to be with non dancers, and mentions that that means Quill and Gamora aren't meant to be together because Quill dances, Gamora does not. This shows that a non dancer (Drax) can be turned into a dancer, and that Gamora and Quill might have a chance together

2. The dog days are over

It's a song from the 2000s, and all the music up until now has been 80s and 90s so it feels like it's really wrapping up the story of the GOTG. If you listen to the lyrics, it's about how all your bad days are behind you, and the future is bright. It's really self explanatory; the Guardian's (especially Rocket) have all suffered, but now its over, now they can live happily

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GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THE NEXT SPIDERMAN MOVIE

so imagine Peter wants to get MJ to remember him, but he doesn't know how, so his only idea is to recreate their experiences, but he knows she won't let a stranger do the things her and Peter did. He thinks that she'll let spiderman do those things though, so he starts with the spiderman related memories, but he starts getting so caught up in this that he also starts putting MJ in increasingly dangerous situations to try and find excuses to save her, (somewhere over here he turns in vemon since y'all want that), then after putting MJ in a situation that almost kills her, he realizes that this isn't right, takes off the mask, and apologizes for every thing and explains why he did it, but MJ just kisses him, and he asks "do you remember me now?" And MJ just sighs calmly and says "No, and I'm afraid I never will, but you can't try and solve your problems like this" because putting her in danger also effected her family and friends. And the moral is that Peter needs to grow the fuck up. And our f bomb that gets cut off could be Happy watching the news and seeing all the crazy shit happening

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Does anyone ever think about the 14 million universes in Avengers Endgame? We know in the first Dr. Strange that the Ancient one can't see past her death, so how did strange know to give thanos the time stone? Maybe he lied about seeing the universes so that Tony would feel ashamed for losing strange. He also says that he can't tell Tony what happens or it won't happen, but he tells Tony about the 14 million, so maybe he was lying, and he couldn't tell Tony because he didn't know.

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So I have an app idea, but I don't know how to make an app, so I'm calling upon the programmers of Tumblr

So it's like, an alarm clock that will read the time, weather, and a calendar function that's connected to the alarm (and maybe a few other things) and it could be really cute and like, pink and black or pink and yellow

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Does anyone else notice how throughout the movie Gifted, Chris Evans starts to look more and more like captain America?

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I feel like nobody understands the meaning of 😚 emoji anymore. It's not like a sexy hot kiss, it's for your friends. If I send you fucking 😚 I DON'T WANNA FUCK YOU IT'S A CUTE LITTLE FOREHEAD KISS IT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF

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Chris Evans has really nice teeth ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

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Can we normalize not writing smut about our favorite characters? Cause I just went to find a Steve Rogers x reader fic, and it's all smut. I genuinely just want a boring little romance with a hint of actually marvel content in there. Also y'all will literally turn and character into a "mafia au" I'M TIRED OF IT, IT'S WITH ANY REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE MAN TOO. I literally just want like a cute little fic where we both work at shield. Like I want a little slow burn, but in a cute way