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Anyways! *climbs out of the scattered and ruined debris of my feelings*
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Si/siad? What kind of fucking neo pronouns bullshit
it’s literally just she/they in irish
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gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it
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new pronouns just dropped:
- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”
- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats
- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.
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Me turning on my heating pad and getting into bed: hell yyeah,, fucken., rotisserie chiken tyme
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what is this the tumblr jail warden like “you’ve already used your phone call get back in your cell!!!”
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talked my head off, worked my tail off, cried my eyes out, walked my feet off, sang my heart out, so you see, there's not much left of me.
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my last four brain cells the moment it’s october
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Queso won't let me help with his pin feathers, so I gotta pet a bird with another bird.
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