star-temeraire
girl, what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament
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star-temeraire · 17 hours ago
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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:
A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs
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star-temeraire · 17 hours ago
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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”
I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.
Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.
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star-temeraire · 2 days ago
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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome
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star-temeraire · 2 days ago
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breaking bad would be a better show if walter white had no friction n like jesse just pushes him n he just slides around
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star-temeraire · 2 days ago
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so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo
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star-temeraire · 2 days ago
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Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰
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star-temeraire · 2 days ago
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not naming names but i hate this character design trope
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star-temeraire · 2 days ago
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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
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star-temeraire · 2 days ago
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TIP:
This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,
DON'T
get them a houseplant. DO NOT.
instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR
POT.
that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!
they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.
HOUSEPLANT:
- they already have so many
- needs to be watered
- takes up window space
- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money
- can die
AESTHETIC POT
- lets them care for an existing plant they own
- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home
- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant
- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere
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star-temeraire · 2 days ago
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His little pony...
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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked
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star-temeraire · 2 days ago
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At least I don't have a tumblr
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star-temeraire · 3 days ago
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Things are happening on reddit
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