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*ruins your Christmas feast by doing Mythbusters ballistics shit to your beautiful glazed ham*
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merry christmas to all scumbags, maggots, and cheap lousy faggots<3
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Sewing and textile crafts are a fun and relaxing hobby for as long as you're not the type of a person to tear shit to shreds when you're angry.
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i love when horses are newly born and have such long legs . what do you plan to do with those!!!!
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there is no soul of an artist that distinguishes them from some 'non-artist' category of person that could simply never comprehend what it is like. anyone can make art. you should know this by now. from ratatouille
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
#outside of SA spiders are like a backyard barbecue kinda thing#seeing them on a pub menu is WILD#also SA is just sort of surreal in general#like there was a deeply haunted TOURISM ad set to red right hand for SA#and it legit scared me as a kid and it was supposed to entice me to go there???#and yeah having been there semi annually it is accurate
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santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney
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it's really funny how the NYPD perp walked Luigi Mangione as an obvious power play so they could pretend they're badasses but instead they just look like they're leading Jesus to the cross
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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.
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